Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big
smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has
happened. The coroner tells the detective: "First body: A wealthy New Yorker, 60, died of
heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile. Second body: Texan, 25, won $10,000 on the
Lottery, spent it all on whiskey, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the
smile".
The detective asked "What about the third body?"
"Ah" says the
coroner "This is the most unusual one. Billy Joe Shattucks, from Oklahoma, 30, struck by
lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the detective.
"Thought he was
having his picture taken".