Yep, Doplhins are truly amazing creatures. So amazing in fact, that they can have a human trained to stand on a dock and throw fish in their mouths in less than a few minutes...
That's fucking hilarious. I just finished a book by one of the SEALs that was in Red Cell and said that the one facility that they absolutely could not penetrate by sea was the one that was guarded by dolphins. They gave up even attempting it.
WC, I just finished Brandon Webb's book called The Red Circle, which was about his time in the SEALS. He said that they trained with dolphins on some of their Harbor and MAROPS exercises regularly, and those dolphins had little needle pressure devices on their heads that they could bump/stick you with that could cause an enemy diver to embolism and die in less than 3 minutes. I can't imagine nor do I want to even try jacking with a dolphin... He learned how to beat their sonar by using refracted transmission. Meaning that each layer of water depth is a certain temp. Sonar travels differently through depth and temperatures. They basically swam so far down under them that their sonar could not penetrate the cold water far enough to omit a ping back, in turn identifying their position. SMART dude..
Angel, we really should! I've got family I visit down in OK, that's at least kinda close to the heat you call home. We can plot new and improved ways to piss Ken off.
Wait, we can discuss pleasant ways to cook more bacon. Yeah.
Yep, Doplhins are truly amazing creatures. So amazing in fact, that they can have a human trained to stand on a dock and throw fish in their mouths in less than a few minutes...
ReplyDeleteThat's fucking hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI just finished a book by one of the SEALs that was in Red Cell and said that the one facility that they absolutely could not penetrate by sea was the one that was guarded by dolphins. They gave up even attempting it.
A dolphin sexually assaulted Hank Hill. They are vicious sexual predators. That was a gang rape waiting to happen.
ReplyDeleteAngel beat me to it... Google dolphin rape. Really. I'd rather take on sharks. At least they just eat you instead of raping you while you drown.
ReplyDeleteSara, I think we were separated at birth. We MUST get together sometime.
ReplyDeleteWC, I just finished Brandon Webb's book called The Red Circle, which was about his time in the SEALS. He said that they trained with dolphins on some of their Harbor and MAROPS exercises regularly, and those dolphins had little needle pressure devices on their heads that they could bump/stick you with that could cause an enemy diver to embolism and die in less than 3 minutes. I can't imagine nor do I want to even try jacking with a dolphin... He learned how to beat their sonar by using refracted transmission. Meaning that each layer of water depth is a certain temp. Sonar travels differently through depth and temperatures. They basically swam so far down under them that their sonar could not penetrate the cold water far enough to omit a ping back, in turn identifying their position. SMART dude..
ReplyDeleteAngel, we really should! I've got family I visit down in OK, that's at least kinda close to the heat you call home. We can plot new and improved ways to piss Ken off.
ReplyDeleteWait, we can discuss pleasant ways to cook more bacon. Yeah.