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Friday, September 04, 2020

The shit I post on Facebook

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  1. Shocked Face #13 has returned to Bookface. #4 was a winner too.

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    1. The thing about that is, it depends on the goldfish. They're born small, and a small bowl doesn't allow room to grow much. Given enough years and a big enough tank of water, the goldfish will get big enough to eat the cat.

      Does the San Antonio Zoo still have ponds full of 2-foot goldfish?

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  3. #4 is good

    #7 I liked a little better

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  4. #17 - that's not funny, that's fact for Phil!

    -ThinkingOutLoud

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  5. Reposted #11. Fond memories, and some not so fond ones. I always hated throwing up. Carmel popcorn is the bomb though.

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  6. OK, I confess - I still don't get #2. Please explain.

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    1. Two different pictures of Michael Jackson, one when he was younger and the other after he turned white. Dark arms exposed to the sun and a glaringly white ass like mine.

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  7. haaa no vote for 20? put me down

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  8. I agree with #20.

    #13: One my friend's daughters was kicked out of AA and asked to never come back. Something about pulling out a fifth, taking a swig, and passing it around.

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  9. #17. I heard this considered diagnosis in Australia.
    "The fucking fucker's fucked."

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