Disgusting. If a stranger is going to let someone eat her out in a bar...she probably had a dozen dudes blow inside her prior to that. And why the hell would you even go there if she smelled like that?
A friend of mine told me that on leave during the Vietnam war, in Thailand, he had a hooker, and he went down on her. He said that her snatch made his tongue feel like he licked a 9 volt battery. The bad part, he still screwed her. I asked him why and he told me, well, he already paid for it. He was a real strange guy, but my best friend. He died this past year, it was a hard time.
That has to be the nastiest shit in the world, a fellow while I was stationed in Berlin brought that into the barracks and opened the can. He was told don't ever bring in again or we would be saluting his ass up on the flag pole and that was the 2nd louie that told him that...
I once was swimming in Lake Michigan and I bumped into a giant dead carp. No matter how many showers I took or how much soap I used I couldn't get rid of the fish taste or smell for three days. I can still smell it right now just thinking about it.
I've heard lutefisk is fine if properly prepared. Unfortunately, no one living knows the proper procedure. I wanna try it someday, living in "ya, hey dere" country. Perhaps on my death bed. Tried a limburger 'n onion sandwich recently. It was OK. Perhaps it combats COVID. I hope so.
the stinky fish challange ! I wached a bunch of those videos on you tube , I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine what Surströmming farts are like? Better not go to sleep in a poorly ventilated room, you might not wake up.
ReplyDeleteThe Maatjes (herring dipped in lye, eaten for breakfast) in Belgium was enough for me. Fermented shark, never!
ReplyDeleteNah. THIS is the surströmming video.
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/vfiGmcQFiDY?t=88
Best line: "This reminds me of a girl I ate out at a bar in Moscow."
Disgusting. If a stranger is going to let someone eat her out in a bar...she probably had a dozen dudes blow inside her prior to that.
DeleteAnd why the hell would you even go there if she smelled like that?
A friend of mine told me that on leave during the Vietnam war, in Thailand, he had a hooker, and he went down on her. He said that her snatch made his tongue feel like he licked a 9 volt battery.
DeleteThe bad part, he still screwed her. I asked him why and he told me, well, he already paid for it.
He was a real strange guy, but my best friend. He died this past year, it was a hard time.
I haven't laughed so hard in ages, I'm lucking I wasn't eating or drinking or else it would be all over the monitors
DeleteF'ing funny
My Mother loved pickled herring and would sit down and eat the whole jar.
ReplyDeleteThat stuff is absolutely foul. I have smelled it once and that convinced me that I would never ever try it under any circumstance
ReplyDeleteBad but from what I hear not nearly as bad as having your nose shoved next to Nancy Pelosi's snatch.
ReplyDeleteProbably go good with a side order of durian.
ReplyDeleteThat has to be the nastiest shit in the world, a fellow while I was stationed in Berlin brought that into the barracks and opened the can. He was told don't ever bring in again or we would be saluting his ass up on the flag pole and that was the 2nd louie that told him that...
ReplyDeleteMcNair Barracks?
Delete76-78 HHC 2/6
DeleteWent to order can one ebay, 250$. Who'd believe that?
ReplyDelete162 Chinese Yuan: https://youtu.be/WmTDsb-fW3Q
DeleteWorks to a little over $25 US per can.
Is it the same as Lutefisk? That shit is vile.
ReplyDeleteI once was swimming in Lake Michigan and I bumped into a giant dead carp. No matter how many showers I took or how much soap I used I couldn't get rid of the fish taste or smell for three days. I can still smell it right now just thinking about it.
ReplyDeleteI've heard lutefisk is fine if properly prepared. Unfortunately, no one living knows the proper procedure. I wanna try it someday, living in "ya, hey dere" country. Perhaps on my death bed.
ReplyDeleteTried a limburger 'n onion sandwich recently. It was OK. Perhaps it combats COVID. I hope so.
My dad, (from Brooklyn, NY), used to about once a year, eat limberger and pickled pigs feet with a beer as a snack (reward).
DeleteNot the same as lutefisk. This crap is exponentially worse.
ReplyDeleteJohn in Indy
If you imagine a well rotten corps placed in a well used latrine located in the tropics, you'll approach the smell of this dish.
ReplyDelete"Sniff, sniff"......Is that you Kamala?
ReplyDeleteWillie Brown