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Monday, May 17, 2021

"WHERE'S THE BEEF? HERE'S THE BEEF, BITCH!!!

MAY 13--Responding to a report of a disturbance in the potato chip aisle of a Walmart in Ohio, police Tuesday arrested a Cleveland woman for allegedly striking a female victim in the face with a 10-pound log of ground beef. 

The confrontation at the store in South Euclid, a Cleveland suburb, involved two women--Maneka Garner and Precious Jackson--who once lived in the same duplex, cops say. Jackson, 36, who was battered with the ground beef, previously secured a protection order against the 25-year-old Garner.

10 comments:

  1. Anonymous White MaleMay 17, 2021 at 9:16 AM

    "Maneka Garner and Precious Jackson"

    Obviously a couple of those out-of-control Amish rapscallions.

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  2. TsquaredMay 17, 2021 at 11:07 AM

    Hit in the face with a 10lb tubesteak? Sounds like a Bang Bros title.

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  3. CederqMay 17, 2021 at 11:11 AM

    Wasn't even close to "Guess the Race" game...

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  4. AnonymousMay 17, 2021 at 11:39 AM

    News reports indicated the chimpout ended in a round ground beat down that left the victim with quite the frown as she laid bleeding on the ground.

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  5. AnonymousMay 17, 2021 at 12:00 PM

    I am a lesbian, butttttttttt
    I will not eat that meat.

    Bert

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  6. DutchMay 17, 2021 at 12:44 PM

    I’d be willing to take bets that at least one of the participants was wearing slippers

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  7. StretchMay 17, 2021 at 12:57 PM

    Ah, Walmart. Like little pockets of Florida scatter throughout the country.

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  8. SkipperdaddyMay 17, 2021 at 4:25 PM

    Not the first time she has been slapped in the face with tube meat.

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  9. omega_manMay 17, 2021 at 5:49 PM

    $22 for 10 lbs of ground beef? Thank heavens for investigative reporting

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