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Monday, June 14, 2021

"Jonah - just call me Jonah"

A veteran lobster diver is home from the hospital after he said he was swallowed by a humpback whale early Friday morning in Provincetown, Massachusetts. 

Michael Packard said his vessel was positioned off Herring Cove Beach, surrounded by a fleet of fishing boats.
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5 comments:

  1. WDSJune 14, 2021 at 7:10 AM

    Story smells as fishy as a 3 day old Tuna.

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  2. AnonymousJune 14, 2021 at 8:21 AM

    Recreational weed is now legal on Cape Cod. This clown likely stoned-watched Disney's PINOCCHIO the night before. When the whale simply bumped into him, he had a flash-back from the movie.

    Who scuba dives in the middle of a fishing fleet? Hey buddy, 60-degree water isn't "balmy."
    While you're at it, change your boat's name from "Ja'n J" to Pfizer.

    It's Provincetown. Are you sure that hooker from Commercial Street wasn't the one who "swallowed" you?

    GMAFB

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    1. AnonymousJune 14, 2021 at 8:58 AM

      That would be the GAY hooker from Commercial Street doing the swallowing from what I've heard.

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  3. MatthewJune 14, 2021 at 10:29 AM

    What was the whale doing in Provincetown, bar-hopping?

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  4. ABEJune 14, 2021 at 4:37 PM

    I HATE when that happens...

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