Don't know what's worse the fat broad with the blue/pink hair. Skirt hiked up with knees spread apart airing out that thang out or the dog shitting. I'll go with the former.
When I got married 34 years ago the ceremony was in a cow pasture and my first dog, who was 14 at the time, was in attendance. When the Judge got to the part about "speak now or forever hold your peace" ol' Stripe barked right on cue.
Dogs at a wedding. You fucking get what you deserve. I had a client whose wedding was cancelled at last minute cause she wanted her dogs to be part of the wedding party. The groom said absolutely not. She bailed. I sided with him on that one.
Don't know what's worse the fat broad with the blue/pink hair. Skirt hiked up with knees spread apart airing out that thang out or the dog shitting. I'll go with the former.
ReplyDeleteWhen I got married 34 years ago the ceremony was in a cow pasture and my first dog, who was 14 at the time, was in attendance. When the Judge got to the part about "speak now or forever hold your peace" ol' Stripe barked right on cue.
ReplyDeleteDogs at a wedding. You fucking get what you deserve. I had a client whose wedding was cancelled at last minute cause she wanted her dogs to be part of the wedding party. The groom said absolutely not. She bailed. I sided with him on that one.
ReplyDeleteBodes ill for that marriage.
ReplyDeleteI have always found it odd how people feel the need to bring their dogs everywhere they go.
ReplyDeleteDunno but the blue hair looks like a man so cross dressers in the front row would be a bad start.
ReplyDeleteCome on man, who hasn't had the need to shit at the most inopportune time? Or a fart the turned out to be loaded?
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