Yeah, I actually laughed aloud at that and my wife asked what was so funny. I showed her the pic, and then actually had to explain it to her... Good times!
#7 a few years back, I forgot my wife's birthday when I was out of town working. So she texted me a pic of an AR-15 and said...I bought my own damn b'day present MFer. It's a nice one...or was until that ill fated canoe trip.
I remember when a gentleman named Mr. Percy Flowers from Smithfield NC had a pair of FBI agents dragged into the woods and horsewhipped as punishment for snooping into his personal affairs. Those were the good old days. This country would be a lot better off if these FBI pukes were horsewhipped by private citizens on a regular basis
2) It's the fact that I laughed instanty that says i'm headed to Hell!
ReplyDeleteForgive me Father for I frequent Knuckledraggin' and I'm not ashamed.
DeleteYeah, I actually laughed aloud at that and my wife asked what was so funny. I showed her the pic, and then actually had to explain it to her... Good times!
DeleteYou kinda look like him WC
DeleteWhy in the heck can't I figure out #5?? Loved them all by the way
ReplyDeleteApparently they're as anti-social as I am and hate talking on the phone.
DeleteCall Center Operator is probably not the best career choice for an introvert.
DeleteIt should have said "when you call someone back...".
Delete#7 a few years back, I forgot my wife's birthday when I was out of town working. So she texted me a pic of an AR-15 and said...I bought my own damn b'day present MFer. It's a nice one...or was until that ill fated canoe trip.
ReplyDeleteShe's a keeper. Treat her better.
Delete#20 Looks like a Covid death....
ReplyDeleteDid Rachael Corrie die fom Covid?
DeleteGasp! #20 is ANOTHER! COVID death!
ReplyDeleteWill it never end?
I remember when a gentleman named Mr. Percy Flowers from Smithfield NC had a pair of FBI agents dragged into the woods and horsewhipped as punishment for snooping into his personal affairs. Those were the good old days. This country would be a lot better off if these FBI pukes were horsewhipped by private citizens on a regular basis
ReplyDelete#4.If she still has the box for her cherries,what box does she have?
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