Not a new idea in Scandinavia. When I was in Iceland 40 years ago, there was a joke about that. Unfortunately they always told it in Icelandic, and by the time they got around to telling that one, I was too drunk to understand the punchline in Icelandic.
#4 I am very deaf. Nam thing. Years ago I had two pair of PS 5 speakers. I'd be shitfaced cranking some tunes and my daughter would come for a visit. Sixteen or so and she would come in the house and run to the receiver and turn it down. Then look at me and say, "Jesus Christ Dad!"
I spent over 35 years in a place that made steel. Unbelievably loud and the first 20 years or so, I only used ear plugs when doing a job that was super loud, and had to stand close to it. Then they made us wear them all the time. Now, I hear noise all the time. Tinnitus, at 3 different tones. When I shoot guns, I wear both ear plugs and ear muffs. I don't want to lose what hearing I still have. And thank you for your service in Vietnam. That meme in #1 is going to live on in infamy.
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Not a new idea in Scandinavia. When I was in Iceland 40 years ago, there was a joke about that. Unfortunately they always told it in Icelandic, and by the time they got around to telling that one, I was too drunk to understand the punchline in Icelandic.
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#4 I am very deaf. Nam thing. Years ago I had two pair of PS 5 speakers. I'd be shitfaced cranking some tunes and my daughter would come for a visit. Sixteen or so and she would come in the house and run to the receiver and turn it down. Then look at me and say, "Jesus Christ Dad!"
ReplyDeleteI spent over 35 years in a place that made steel. Unbelievably loud and the first 20 years or so, I only used ear plugs when doing a job that was super loud, and had to stand close to it. Then they made us wear them all the time.
DeleteNow, I hear noise all the time. Tinnitus, at 3 different tones. When I shoot guns, I wear both ear plugs and ear muffs. I don't want to lose what hearing I still have.
And thank you for your service in Vietnam.
That meme in #1 is going to live on in infamy.
#9 "Write about it in detail so others can do it again."
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