The websites and apps for all of the services were responding with server errors. Reports on DownDetector.com showed the outages appear to be widespread, but it’s unclear if it impacts all users or just some locations. It’s not currently known what’s causing the outage.
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See what happens when Facebook fucks around and suspends me?
I bet people are freaking the hell out over this. I can see it now - people are wandering aimlessly around cities staring at their phones, babes are in restaurants taking pictures of their food but can't post them, white girls can't post pictures of their Starbucks pumpkin spice whatevers, and mommies can't post the latest pictures of their butt ugly 134 week old kids that nobody looks at anyway.
Omigod, whatever are we going to do?