Leon Suseran was on his way to work when he was attacked from behind. The vein on his hand punctured, his pain was outmatched by surprise to find out who he was being attacked by… a rooster.
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I've still got scars on my leg from when my Uncle Pete's prize fighting cock Topper nailed me when I was 10.
It might tell you how much I hated that fucking bird if I can still remember its name 52 years later.