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Friday, October 01, 2021

Oh, that's just fucking nasty

A Florida woman was arrested after a customer found her naked in the back seat of a Jeep Wrangler at a car dealership, according to police. 

A customer at a Toyota dealership on Pensacola Boulevard in Pensacola, Florida, reported to a sales associate that a woman, identified as 37-year-old Alexis King, was in the back of the Jeep without any clothes in the sales lot, according to the arrest report. 

A manager at the dealership told police he approached the Jeep and found King "naked, with her legs spread wide open," according to the arrest report. A receptionist who was with him said she saw King “pulling at her vagina."

11 comments:

  1. TRIBOctober 1, 2021 at 9:26 AM

    what no video?

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  2. AnonymousOctober 1, 2021 at 9:47 AM

    What? No mug shot? Nemo

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    1. Bear Claw Chris LappOctober 3, 2021 at 10:58 AM

      https://celebhook.com/alexis-king-jeep/

      Delete
    2. LargeMargeOctober 3, 2021 at 2:57 PM

      Bear,

      The ad under mug is for fabrication shop equipment.
      Slogan:
      "Designed to perform, Built to last"
      .
      Coincidence?

      Delete
  3. bogsidebunnyOctober 1, 2021 at 10:20 AM

    Her display was consistant with the side effects of a Covid vaccine.

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  4. AnonymousOctober 1, 2021 at 12:09 PM

    It's that "new car smell". Causes most employed folks to pull out their wallet while "others" to pull "at" their wallet. Ohio Guy

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  5. AnonymousOctober 1, 2021 at 12:32 PM

    New owner drives in the Fla summer heat and asks; where is that rotting fish smell coming from ???? 🤢
    JD

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  6. AnonymousOctober 1, 2021 at 1:34 PM

    I really don't understand what is so bad about pulling at it.
    Ed

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  7. Justin_O_GuyOctober 1, 2021 at 5:58 PM

    Copy and paste the name..

    Wait!!
    Don't,,
    Imagine Kamalas ugly sister.
    Yeah,, first thing ya hafta do is pretend Kamala isn't ugly.

    Yeah,, we are already dealing with the unimaginable.
    And then it gets
    Wurser..

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  8. LargeMargeOctober 3, 2021 at 3:08 PM

    We operate a small organic teaching farm near the outskirts of Eugene, Oregon.
    .
    At least a couple-three times a month, some dope-fiend disrobes and walks around naked screaming.
    A popular theme:
    "F*** me my a**! Everybody wants to f*** me in my a**! Somebody needs to f*** my a**!"
    .
    Local do-gooders organized paramedic students from the community-college to intern in vans, patrolling and responding to requests for intervention with lunatics.
    The group has a catchy name:
    C.A.H.O.O.T.S.
    That acronym stands for:
    Crisis Assistance Helping Out On The Streets.
    .
    My humorous suggestion to change 'crisis' to 'chronic' falls on unamused ears...

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    1. Justin_O_GuyOctober 3, 2021 at 5:24 PM

      some dope-fiend disrobes and walks around naked screaming.
      A popular theme:
      "F*** me my a**! Everybody wants to f*** me in my a**!


      That just looks like a really good time to drag out a paintball gun.

      Delete

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