I think she was walking through the woods a couple of weeks ago with a lighter and some CO2 cartridges, attempting to purify bear urine through a tea bag.
LMAO. My only question about my hair is if the top is too thinned out to cut and time to go all stubbly. When that happens, hopefully my wife will recognize and not shoot me in the face as I walk in. Maybe I should yell 'friendly' in the driveway. She's been a bit high-strung lately.
The hair will grow out, life is not over. Be glad you did not get a "Home Depot parking lot silicone butt injection", those at times end up in the morgue.
Maybe I am just an asshole, but I LOLed at that. A tip for the woman.....get rid of the nose ring that I call a "booger ring", because it makes anyone who wears them look as though there are boogers hanging out of their nostrils......and you'll instantly look better and also no so retarded.
What the fuck did people do before overpriced hair salons, smartphones and the internet?
ReplyDeleteThey lived their lives ... with much greater degrees of happiness and fulfillment. They worshiped God as well.
DeleteTime for a walk in the woods lady.
ReplyDeletePlease don't breed....
I think she was walking through the woods a couple of weeks ago with a lighter and some CO2 cartridges, attempting to purify bear urine through a tea bag.
DeleteMethinks she probably looked like a carrot before
ReplyDeletetell us again why women should be allowed to vote on how to run this country
ReplyDeleteLook at me.....look at me.....
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LMAO. My only question about my hair is if the top is too thinned out to cut and time to go all stubbly. When that happens, hopefully my wife will recognize and not shoot me in the face as I walk in. Maybe I should yell 'friendly' in the driveway. She's been a bit high-strung lately.
ReplyDelete10 to 1 she dies after drinking a gallon of Boone's Farm, chased by a bottle of pills and her cats eat the body.
ReplyDeleteShe may think she looks like a lot of things she's NOT but she sure sounds like an idiot.
ReplyDelete300 bucks for a haircut! Hope she left a good tip.
ReplyDeleteHell she is Karen
ReplyDeleteHell she is Karen
ReplyDeleteSorry about that. Not sure what I did though.
DeleteVert der Ferk?
ReplyDeleteBring back more of the lady in pink from last Friday instead of fruitcakes.....
ReplyDeleteShe's worried about her hair, when she has a slave ring in her freakin nose. You don't look like a Karen lady. You look like a circus freak.
ReplyDeleteSmells fake to me.
ReplyDeleteThe hair will grow out, life is not over.
ReplyDeleteBe glad you did not get a "Home Depot parking lot silicone butt injection", those at times end up in the morgue.
Maybe I am just an asshole, but I LOLed at that.
ReplyDeleteA tip for the woman.....get rid of the nose ring that I call a "booger ring", because it makes anyone who wears them look as though there are boogers hanging out of their nostrils......and you'll instantly look better and also no so retarded.
Tim in AK
One reason why there are so many homo men.
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Watch it again - she's laughing, not crying.
ReplyDeleteThat was my take as well.
DeleteYep. It was a pretty good acting job but she couldn't hold it together all the way to the end.
DeleteI bet her home smells of kitty litter and lonliness.
ReplyDeleteSelf roasting...great concept!
ReplyDeleteChutes Magoo
Well, that's 57 seconds I'll never get back again.
ReplyDeleteWhy does God hate you?
ReplyDeleteBecause you are an idiot.
$300 for a haircut proves it. (as if more proof were needed.
hilarious. Especially, "Let me speak to your manager!"
ReplyDeleteWhy does God hate you?
ReplyDeleteBecause you are an idiot.
$300 for a haircut proves it. (as if more proof were needed.
p.s. I do love your show though!
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