Welcome to Knuckledraggin University. I thought I had an interesting 57 years with all kinds of fun experiences, but I was totally wrong. I’ve learned some intriguing things here. Search for the pigeon punter if you want a good laugh. Crazy Charlie Laffite where are you? MadMarlin
A dentist would not treat me unless I gave them an emergency contact. I continued to say there wasn't one. Finally I gave them my deceased dad. They smirked like they won that round. File this under mindless idiots who ensure the box is checked.
In HS, I participated in donkey basketball. I was on a donkey that parked itself perfectly under the basket. No way could I make the shot. Each time I went to make a shot, the donkey quickly moved to the side. The problem was my team mates kept feeding me the ball.
#2, yikes..Nothing worse than old lesbians or homos.
I was at lunch with the wife today, and there were two fugly lesbians spooning on the patio - Leaned back, Spooning. One looked like a heavy lawrence fishburn as malcolm X with straightened hair, the other a chubby mexican chick LARPing as a construction worker. Not a pretty sight. When I went for refills they eyed me, daring me to say something.
One word...one..I'd have let loose.
"Y'all are gross. This is a fine seafood place, no one wants to see two pigs spooning on the patio. You're already fat and ugly, wow, you'll really be pathetic when you get old."
Mr. Lane, can you explain #2?
ReplyDeleteUm, maybe you should just google 'Lesbians scissoring' and then click images. A picture is worth a thousand words.
DeleteI didn't get it either until I just read the explanation
Deleteok, I suppose your answer tells me all I need to know, thanks.
DeleteI guess subtlety is lost on some folks.
DeleteI guess subtlety is lost on some folks.
DeleteWelcome to Knuckledraggin University. I thought I had an interesting 57 years with all kinds of fun experiences, but I was totally wrong. I’ve learned some intriguing things here. Search for the pigeon punter if you want a good laugh. Crazy Charlie Laffite where are you?
DeleteMadMarlin
At least I know to only post my remarks once Mr. Cbus. :P
DeleteKenny, I'm really questioning the caliber of your readers. Hell, I'm one, and I ain't anything to write home about, but damn.....
Delete--Tennessee Budd
A dentist would not treat me unless I gave them an emergency contact. I continued to say there wasn't one. Finally I gave them my deceased dad. They smirked like they won that round. File this under mindless idiots who ensure the box is checked.
ReplyDeleteIn HS, I participated in donkey basketball. I was on a donkey that parked itself perfectly under the basket. No way could I make the shot. Each time I went to make a shot, the donkey quickly moved to the side. The problem was my team mates kept feeding me the ball.
Hah. You know what 'Emergency Contact' is, right? The first person they're going to start calling if you don't pay the bill on time.
DeleteWho's Stephen Hawkins?
ReplyDeleteIf it's supposed to say Hawking, then the meme was done by a massive idiot.
If there is a Stephen Hawkins that I'm "supposed" to know about, then I give up.
#4,,I keep seeing reports about people and I know I'm Supposed to know who they are.
ReplyDeleteBut I don't.
Tethla?
Mike Tyson?
Ohh, funny!
#2, yikes..Nothing worse than old lesbians or homos.
ReplyDeleteI was at lunch with the wife today, and there were two fugly lesbians spooning on the patio - Leaned back, Spooning. One looked like a heavy lawrence fishburn as malcolm X with straightened hair, the other a chubby mexican chick LARPing as a construction worker. Not a pretty sight. When I went for refills they eyed me, daring me to say something.
One word...one..I'd have let loose.
"Y'all are gross. This is a fine seafood place, no one wants to see two pigs spooning on the patio. You're already fat and ugly, wow, you'll really be pathetic when you get old."
This is a fine seafood place............
DeleteDefinition of chaos: five blind lesbians at the fish market.
That's funny shit anon
DeleteFifteen:
ReplyDelete.
I would take 5:2 against Team Pussyhats.