7, I always slow down when I see idiots doing that. It's not that I'm protecting them, I don't want them to damage my car and then have to file a police report. I prefer to watch their heads bounce off the pavement a few times as I swerve around them.
I almost kidnapped a dog that was tied up like that outside of Walmart. Mind you, it was Arizona in the summer time and the dog didn't have any water. After getting it two bottles of water, another person stopped by and was was fuming. Just as I untied the dog, the owner came out. The other guy let her have it both barrels and I didn't get the dog. Still wish I had stolen it right in front of Karen.
Does it make me seem old that I recognize the Fosberg Flop in #6?
ReplyDeleteIf so, there's at least two of us.
DeleteDick Fosbury.
DeleteLocal kid.
Wait...is fosberg not the way they still do it?
DeleteI remember seeing him on tv in the 1968 Olympics and thinking what the.... The technique is still used these days.
DeleteAnd yes. It does make you old.
DeleteMedford, Oregon. Dick was the son of one of the secretaries at the timber company where my dad worked.
Delete"Old" is when you remember the technique that was taught before Dick Fosbury....
Deletehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fosbury_Flop
ReplyDeleteThe Fosbury Flop is a jumping style used in the track and field sport of high jump
I'm old, too.
#8 Cat?
ReplyDelete#6 Sometimes you stick landing, sometimes landing sticks you.
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Fosbury maybe?
ReplyDelete2 missed everything that could of seriously injured her and made it to the water. Lucky.
ReplyDelete#4 That's not a Hummingbird. Their beaks are too soft and flexible to have been able to "stick" into whatever the edge of the plaque was.
ReplyDeleteIt's a kookaburra stuck in a banana plant.
DeleteIt is a European Kingfisher.
DeletePhil B
Yes
ReplyDelete#6: I had a girlfriend once who used to get out of the bed just like her on the way to the crapper. The downside was she usually farted as she rolled.
ReplyDeleteI could watch that long-legged creature do that all day.
Delete#1 The New Walmart greeter!
ReplyDeleteDe Oppresso Liber
7, I always slow down when I see idiots doing that. It's not that I'm protecting them, I don't want them to damage my car and then have to file a police report. I prefer to watch their heads bounce off the pavement a few times as I swerve around them.
ReplyDeleteI almost kidnapped a dog that was tied up like that outside of Walmart. Mind you, it was Arizona in the summer time and the dog didn't have any water. After getting it two bottles of water, another person stopped by and was was fuming. Just as I untied the dog, the owner came out. The other guy let her have it both barrels and I didn't get the dog. Still wish I had stolen it right in front of Karen.
ReplyDeleteHave You Thanked Your Angel Today issue...
ReplyDelete#7 Suzuki Stupid practising up to be Indian Larry.
ReplyDeletewhat kind of asshole could walk by #1 and not high five the dog? hell I'd tell my girlfriend to go in and shop and hang out with the dog for a while.
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