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Wednesday, May 31, 2023

Slip-n-Slide for grown-ups

LAWRENCE COUNTY, Ala. — An Alabama couple is accused of dumping 500 gallons of oil on 33 miles of roads across two counties, authorities said.

Keith Allen Clarke and Laura E. Clarke were arrested on Monday, according to Lawrence County Sheriff’s Office online booking records. Both were charged with criminal littering and criminal mischief, online records show.

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Shit, had this happened in California they'd have been charged with eco-terrorism or something along those lines.