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Wednesday, May 31, 2023

When you just can't let the job go...

CHICAGO - A retired Chicago police officer was injured in a shootout that started after he confronted a suspected carjacker early Wednesday in the Austin neighborhood.

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Grazed in the thumb? That's not a wound, that's a boo-boo.

4 comments:

  1. Grazed in the thumb is a John Keery boo-boo.

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  2. Let's guess the race of the perp.

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    1. Why bother. Everyone here knows it was a pavement ape.

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    2. Hmmmm.
      That's a tough one...
      Jewish? No not Jewish.
      Wait, I have it: Indian. Nope, that's not it.
      I need a hint.
      Do they make up 13% of the population but account for 51% of violent crime according to US government statistics?

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