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Tuesday, June 13, 2023

Hey, if I have to see it first thing in the morning, you do too


 

18 comments:

  1. I could help him, if I had a pair of pliers...

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  2. for philly, he would be a good looking dude in some parts of town.
    if you want to see some real horror shows, drive under the EL or subway.
    it was bad 7-8 years ago, I can only image how bad the "people" look now there.
    dave in pa.

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    1. Yeah, Dave, I used to work at Presbyterian Hospital (Scheie Institute) at 40th & Market. I can attest to what you're saying.

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  3. "4 out of 5 dentists recommend brushing with ----- . " I guess this person took the 5th dentist's advise ...

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  4. Lemme guess, he is the local hood dentist.

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  5. The remaining teeth ain't pretty but you really don't want to get down wind of his breath.

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  6. Now that's a case of Meth-mouth!

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  7. He looks like some creature from Tatooine.

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    1. My first thought was "Holy shit! A real life Jawa!"

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  8. Except for the pinstripe shirt, he looks like an extra in Star Wars.

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  9. I take it he doesn't eat much corn on the cob. Or apples.

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  10. He could eat boiled corn on the cob through a picket fence.

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  11. Dude looks a bit long in the tooth ... as they say. Those aren't just receding gums, those are gums are fleeing.

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  12. If build back better had a face....

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    1. That's what Hunter would look like if he wasn't related to The Big Guy.

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