I'd slip Quantaurius and Andres a habanero next time
Two people were arrested in Oklahoma for allegedly body-slamming the manager of a Sonic Drive-In restaurant because they were incorrectly served a hot dog with jalapenos on top, cops said.
Inaccurate biased racist article: Dr. Quantarius (renowned neurosurgeon) and his always handy surgical nurse Andres were just stopping by this fast food place to replenish their weary and hongry bodies after several long life-saving operations; when racist whitey sabotaged their simple hot dog orders. No MF'er should have to put up with dat shit. Not guilty...justified righteous beatdown to this horrible racist treatment.
The press-release is written as a parody of goofiness: * She joined in the jalapeno beat-down, but hit her partner -- street-name 'Q-Ball' -- more than she hit the manager. . An aside: I am naming all my children 'Quantarius'. True fact...
Inaccurate biased racist article: Dr. Quantarius (renowned neurosurgeon) and his always handy surgical nurse Andres were just stopping by this fast food place to replenish their weary and hongry bodies after several long life-saving operations; when racist whitey sabotaged their simple hot dog orders. No MF'er should have to put up with dat shit. Not guilty...justified righteous beatdown to this horrible racist treatment.
ReplyDeleteI figured it was the Amish again.
ReplyDeleteThey seem like such a nice couple. Good role model for her assorted brood.
ReplyDeleteExile1981
Jalapeños? Nonsense. It was cold fries.
ReplyDeleteI'll take "What triggers n g ers?" for 200 Kenny
ReplyDeleteThe press-release is written as a parody of goofiness:
ReplyDelete* She joined in the jalapeno beat-down, but hit her partner -- street-name 'Q-Ball' -- more than she hit the manager.
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An aside:
I am naming all my children 'Quantarius'.
True fact...