SAN FRANCISCO (KGO) -- A San Francisco dog owner is warning other pet owners in the city of what happened to her dog, Pockets, after she got sick from ingesting human waste tainted with marijuana and opioids at a park in the city.
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Might want to consider taking that dog to the vet and see what's lacking in its diet if it's eating human shit, Jackie.
Something doesn't smell right about this...
ReplyDelete1) What was the owner doing while the dog was consuming enough second-hand narcotics to be sick?
2) How much drugs did the shitter have to take to have enough left over in their feces to even get a dog high, let alone warrant a trip to the vet? Is the shitter even alive anymore?
3) As Kenny had said, WTF could the dog need in his diet to want to eat human shit at all?
I think the dog got into her stash and she needed an excuse for the vet.
Ed
"Something doesn't smell right about this..."
DeleteThat's terrible, man.
Isn't that why we're here?
DeletePoor dog is probably on a vegan diet...
ReplyDeleteBet you that dog is involuntarily "vegan".
ReplyDeleteSomeone probably is already turning the wheels with plans to collect the street shit and process it for drugs
ReplyDeleteDaryl
It's a clear case of canine coprolagnia.
ReplyDeleteI thought that shit eating dogs only existed in jokes.....
ReplyDeleteI've never seen a dog eat human poop, but that's only because it isn't lying in the street where I live. Out here on the farm though, the dogs will sample rabbit or deer poop from time to time, sometimes even cow / hog poop. My vet says it's one of the ways that they populate their gut bacteria.
ReplyDeleteIt always cracks me up, when I read some Lola's comment about how she likes to let her dog kiss her.
My dog will steal cat sh!t straight out of the box, and that stuff is as nasty as it comes. He also got ahold of a full diaper or two when my daughter was a baby (stole 'em right out of the diaper bag before I had the chance to drop them into the Diaper Genie). Mother dogs will eat their puppies' poop to keep the den/whelping box clean - in fact, they lick their puppies' abdomens and anuses to trigger defecation. Dogs are scavengers as well as hunters, and will pretty much eat anything. Few animals have 100% efficient digestive systems, so there is food value left in waste matter. Obviously, dogs are not as sensitive to E. coli bacteria as we are (although it can affect them, especially puppies). If your dog is off leash at a dog park, he is going to be eating nasty things. My boy has figured out that the fastest way to wake me up in the morning is to lick my face - it always gets a huge reaction, because I know where that tongue has been.
ReplyDeleteMy dog only eats flash meat cuts and what I'm eating but he does sniff dog arses. I'm pleased he only weighs 7kg as his tastes would be pretty expensive if he was a big dog. Love him to bits though as he pays his way with affection.
DeleteJust think of the crap that has been flushed downstream this winter from literally thousands of homeless camps that were set up next to every river in Northern California. And what do you hear from environmental organizations, fishing advocacy groups and those wonderful apparatchiks that occupy the state agencies that are in charge of water quality?
ReplyDeleteWhy, not a frickin' word, that's what you hear. The homeless have a constitutional right to turn our rivers in literal shitholes, don't you know.
We have hog farms in my neck of the woods. At least we get to eat yummy bbq
DeleteWe also have "river keepers" testing the water daily.
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