Where bad choices make good stories
This might work: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26SrCpCzfmk
If that was a tamed pet then fuck all gov and fuck petco. Rabies testing means cutting off the head.If he was in fact wild, then maybe she should get tested for rabies. On second thought, fuck all gov either way
I thought Rocky (of Rocky and Bullwinkle fame) was a flying squirrel?
The name Rocky Racoon from the Beatles song popped into my head when I saw the story. I was drinking.
Back in the 60's, my brother and I had a coupleraccoons as pets. They were housebroken, wouldstay out of places where you didn't want them(cupboards, counter, table, fridge, etc), couldsit at the table and eat with us (better manners than a lot of people), would go on walks with usin the woods, and, when my father deployed to Vietnam, became VERY protective of the family.(Evidently normal as they age.) After he left, more than one adult (never a kid) was chased fromthe house by one or both 'coons...NOBODY in theirright mind would consider standing up to a 40-50lbraccoon (let alone 2 of them) when they chargedfrom behind the sofa or out of the back room.They would sleep in my brother and my beds...My brother found out that the female would bite me if he screamed or cried while I was near him.I still carry a couple scars, he still remembersthe whooping he got for doing it after we figuredout what was happening.When we got the first we took him to the vet whovaccinated him for rabies with both dog and catvaccines since "they don't make rabies vaccine for raccoons". Did the same when we got the female.Nobody ever got rabies.Good times.
Too bad Rocky didn't come equipped with a gunTo shoot off the legs of his rival
Mess with my animals and they won't find your body.
In the early 70's, Santa Fe Junior College in Ginesville Fl had a zoo where someone brought in a sick bobcat. Something like 14 or 17 people (cant recall) tool turns giving this cat mouth to mouth resuscitation. It died anyway. It had did from rabies. What a bunch of idiots.
Why would anyone feel the urge to kiss a stranger's Racoon? I get it, they're cute and weird, but still...This made me think... Do people eat Raccoons? I've never heard of such a thing.
Hell yes you can eat coon.
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