I can't imagine having to use public transportation or living in an apartment. To me that would be living an unbearable existence. Thank the Lord I've never had to do either.
I lived in army quarters that were apartments when I was a kid in Germany, and in a duplex for a couple years after I got married the first time. Both sucked. Never rode a bus as an adult, I wouldn't even know how to do it.
Just don't. You get wedged in by a smelly homeless person dragging a leaking garbage bag full of cans, and you can't get out and you miss your stop and you get so schitzy you'd climb over your own mother to get out. So don't. Just don't.
Well, considering there's no public transportation in my town, not even Uber as far as I know, there's not much of a chance of me ever getting on a bus.
I had that exact thing happen to me on a NYC subway back in '88. The car was packed, literally could not move. Like Japan subway packed. And there she and I were, eye to eye, pressed against each other, and she was very built and gorgeous. She laughed and said, Hi, I'm Emily. And I said, I can't talk right now. She couldn't stop laughing.
I can't imagine having to use public transportation or living in an apartment. To me that would be living an unbearable existence. Thank the Lord I've never had to do either.
ReplyDeleteI lived in army quarters that were apartments when I was a kid in Germany, and in a duplex for a couple years after I got married the first time. Both sucked.
DeleteNever rode a bus as an adult, I wouldn't even know how to do it.
Just don't. You get wedged in by a smelly homeless person dragging a leaking garbage bag full of cans, and you can't get out and you miss your stop and you get so schitzy you'd climb over your own mother to get out. So don't. Just don't.
DeleteWell, considering there's no public transportation in my town, not even Uber as far as I know, there's not much of a chance of me ever getting on a bus.
Deletehttps://youtu.be/1GiStfp6X48
DeleteThere’s not a stoplight or a railroad track in my entire county.
DeleteLove it!
That's a potential porn flick right there. (cue the music--chicabawaw)
ReplyDeleteI don't know about embracing that, but motorboating that....
ReplyDeleteLucky woman; that guy is HAWT
ReplyDeleteWhen life gives you cantaloupes, squeeze them.
ReplyDeleteI've been jammed that tight on the DC Metro. Only once was it enjoyable.
ReplyDeleteMy luck, that would be a transexual, and judging by how tall she is, I would not rule anything out.
ReplyDeleteI had that exact thing happen to me on a NYC subway back in '88. The car was packed, literally could not move. Like Japan subway packed. And there she and I were, eye to eye, pressed against each other, and she was very built and gorgeous. She laughed and said, Hi, I'm Emily. And I said, I can't talk right now. She couldn't stop laughing.
ReplyDeletePull the zipper, dude, hilarity will ensue.
ReplyDeleteCall me old fashioned, but even at my age and with my bad back, I would have stood up and offered her my seat.
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