15, heh, after grandma's divorce... back in the 60s... well. Let's just say that she seems to have started a matriarchal surname tradition. We've seen husbands taking the wife's surname on that side.
Funny, the way I interpreted that was that you, as the new job holder, were now paying social security taxes for grandparents you don't even have because they are all dead and buried.
I realize that was an odd way of looking at it. But yeah, I have a chip on my shoulder over that shit, knowing I'll never see a red cent of the money I've paid in.
#20, kind of funny in a sick way. had a coworker who used to be a whale show me a picture of their kid in a turkey pan, and my first thought was "god, are you going to eat the bastard?" her hubby was another one that could lose a good 100 pounds or so. I left not too long afterwards as I could not stand the social justice bullshit she spoke everyday and all day long. or overlap on shifts was only a hour, but it seem like a lot more. dave in pa.
Both of my boys carry their mothers maiden name hyphenated. My father in laws son was still born, and his brother’s son was smoked In front of him by a driver that blew around a school bus on a county road at 80 mph. I gave them their last name not at the request of my wife, but I cared enough to make sure that last name didn’t die out with the end of those two men. That name being in the county since the Cherokee Strip land run.
#20 Ah yes, parboil the little bastard......
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Delete15, heh, after grandma's divorce... back in the 60s... well. Let's just say that she seems to have started a matriarchal surname tradition. We've seen husbands taking the wife's surname on that side.
ReplyDeleteHow about "no."
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DeleteI concur with the previous 2 thoughts. Same for hyphenated names.
DeleteA hyphenated name means she only needs your money.
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#8 - feel fortunatate, that ship is nowhere near its load limit.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand #19. A little help with an explanation, please?
ReplyDeleteIt's so when you need time off, you can just say that your grandma or grandpa died.
DeleteFunny, the way I interpreted that was that you, as the new job holder, were now paying social security taxes for grandparents you don't even have because they are all dead and buried.
DeleteI realize that was an odd way of looking at it. But yeah, I have a chip on my shoulder over that shit, knowing I'll never see a red cent of the money I've paid in.
You're really overthinking with that interpretation.
DeleteGuity as charged. I do that a lot.
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#20, kind of funny in a sick way. had a coworker who used to be a whale show me a picture
ReplyDeleteof their kid in a turkey pan, and my first thought was "god, are you going to eat the bastard?"
her hubby was another one that could lose a good 100 pounds or so.
I left not too long afterwards as I could not stand the social justice bullshit she spoke everyday and all day long. or overlap on shifts was only a hour, but it seem like a lot more.
dave in pa.
Both of my boys carry their mothers maiden name hyphenated. My father in laws son was still born, and his brother’s son was smoked In front of him by a driver that blew around a school bus on a county road at 80 mph. I gave them their last name not at the request of my wife, but I cared enough to make sure that last name didn’t die out with the end of those two men. That name being in the county since the Cherokee Strip land run.
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#1: makes me think of Pride month for some reason.
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