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Monday, June 05, 2023

The shit I posted on Facebook

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19 comments:

  1. That last one. Likey.

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  2. #3 - Absolutely!
    #9 - If can hear your music from my inside my house, I should be able to call in a missle strike on your houses, your cars or, your Amazon vans.
    #15 - She won't get it for valentine's day, either.
    #18 - Ha!

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    1. #9 hearing music from outside I can tolerate a while but if I can feel your music from inside my house I’m thinking a hellfire missile, or that samurai missile that free falls and slices the target into a pile of goo.

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    2. I haven't experienced somebody else's loud music in 7+ years now.

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    3. The only time I can hear the neighbors is gunfire and harvesting equipment. The tree cutters can get on your nerves running all night, but it only takes a few days every 20 years.

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  3. 14) I recently watched the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre digitally remastered version in a movie theater which I guess was the first time I ever sat through it and the whole time I was thinking "please hurry up and kill that annoying dude in the wheelchair".

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  4. 1 holy shit that’s messed up LMFAO…

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    1. #21??? Check yer meds bro. Either your off 'em or taking too much.

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  6. #18. Dammit! I have pliers like those. Not big enough to write
    Not a Hammer.

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  7. #5 I do appreciate hubby's help but he doesn't do things the way I do. So I will do laundry and dishes and cooking, the right way and he can go use his tractor for whatever.

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    1. I do much of the housework around here, especially the dishes because they're my favorite household chore, but under no circumstances am I allowed to fold clothes which is fine by me.

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  8. #9: Someone built a house down the valley from us. One weekend, I suppose after they moved in, I could hear the music echoing down the valley. The next weekend, same thing until the sheriff's deputies showed up and put an end to that shit. I did not call but was happy to see the return of peace and quiet.

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    1. No, folks around here don't tolerate that shit - You can tell because you don't even hear loud music coming from the youngster's cars.

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    2. I think it is just general politeness. I often have teens and young adults go out of their way to open the doors for me in town, more markedly so when I had worse knees and had a visibly difficult walking ability. I have never lived anywhere that folks are so polite and just pleasant to be around.

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    3. I do believe you're right about that.

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  9. #5: If you're a man who won't do these things, your mother failed as a parent and you're also a lazy piece of shit. The trick is to do these things so incompetently that your wife learns to not ask you to. I will say that I hate when anyone else does my laundry.

    #14: There's a show called the OA. NOT worth a watch if you haven't seen it, but there's a scene where a school shooter shows up and let's just say I was rooting for him over the awful protagonists the show had.

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    1. Well, with a disabled wife, I do the laundry while she folds, I do most of the cooking, I actually enjoy doing the dishes, but I never have and never will change a baby's diaper.

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