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Monday, June 05, 2023

Uh-oh, trouble in SwiftyLand

Taylor Swift's rumored boyfriend Matty Healy kissed a male security guard while performing in Denmark on Friday evening. 

The 34-year-old singer was performing the track Robbers with his band, The 1975, during the 2023 NorthSide Festival and spotted a guard standing just in front of the stage.

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I'm calling it an honest mistake. Matty copped a buzz, saw the security guard's slack ass and lack of titties and naturally thought Taylor had flown in as a surprise to watch him perform.