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Thursday, September 21, 2023

Dude needs to go back to burglar school

STANISLAUS COUNTY, Calif. (FOX26) — Leave the superpowers to the superheroes. That is what the Patterson Police Chief is warning all burglars after one man tries to break into a business swinging from the ceiling.
-Tennessee Budd

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Patterson's over on the western side of Stanislaus County where I moved from.

5 comments:

  1. bogsidebunnySeptember 21, 2023 at 7:28 AM

    The burglar’s suing the business because the OSHA mandatory safety net wasn't deployed.

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 21, 2023 at 8:26 AM

    Nothing like a dose of good news in the morning.

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  3. Henk VandenberghSeptember 21, 2023 at 8:55 AM

    There are LAWS against burglary in kalifornia?
    Shocking.

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 21, 2023 at 10:47 AM

    Why not just shoplift 900 dollars like legal thieves?

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 21, 2023 at 6:16 PM

    As soon as I saw "Stanislaus County" I thought of you, Ken.
    --Tennessee Budd

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