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Thursday, September 21, 2023

Life's short, bro. Party hearty.

Porn was being filmed onboard a retired doctor's party yacht before cops swooped and arrested him on suspicion of drug and gun charges, according to new police documents. 

Scott Burke, 69, was released on a $200,000 bail last week after his lawyer told Plymouth Court that he has terminal stage four cancer - and just months to live.

6 comments:

  1. Gives a whole new meaning to
    "There once was a man from Nantucket."
    -lg
    (Yeah, that was pretty obvious)

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  2. Porn, drugs & guns. Was Capt. Hunter aboard the Good Ship Lollypop?

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    1. Was the Good Ship Lollypop outside territorial waters?

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  3. I know that lawyer he hired; well known for taking on sketchy clients and I've yet to learn of any that he got off...so to speak.

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  4. Dr. Feelgood goes out with a bang.
    - WDS

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  5. There are giants in these days. That's how I'd like to go.

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