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Tuesday, September 05, 2023

"No no, not brown eye!"

A Chinese couple who tried for years to conceive was flummoxed after discovering that they’d been having sex wrong the whole time, per a resurfaced report making its rounds on digital media. 

“Four years of marriage and neither the husband nor wife knew how to get pregnant,” obstetrician Liu Hongmei, who saw the flustered Guizhou Province couple, told the Guiyang Daily News of their nil-conceived attempt, per the Mirror. “Couples so lacking in general knowledge are very rare.”
-WiscoDave

17 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 5, 2023 at 1:59 AM

    Damn, you'd think at least once "Hey! what's this hole for, lets try that one"....
    @Luis-SheScreamedNotThere!

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  2. bogsidebunnySeptember 5, 2023 at 5:29 AM

    Well that's one sure birth control method and she can honestly say her husband's a pain in the ass.

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  3. Paul VSeptember 5, 2023 at 6:50 AM

    I thought that was how lawyers and politicians were conceived.

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 5, 2023 at 7:10 AM

    Just think of all the lawyer embryo's she crapped out!
    Jpaul

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  5. MeSeptember 5, 2023 at 7:33 AM

    Yea.
    We're not gonna make it as a species.

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 5, 2023 at 8:33 AM

    Bull
    Shit.

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    1. AnonymousSeptember 5, 2023 at 11:03 AM

      Senses of humor are free. You should get one.

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    2. Mike montgomerySeptember 5, 2023 at 12:09 PM

      I agree, pal. Not buying it at fuckin all.

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    3. wirecutterSeptember 5, 2023 at 12:12 PM

      Two senses of humor coming right up!

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  7. Matthew WSeptember 5, 2023 at 9:29 AM

    Kind of don't believe. Basic biological urges should have taken over. I think the husband is just an anal freak......

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  8. greggBCSeptember 5, 2023 at 9:56 AM

    Reading just made my day. LOL LOL And the comments as always are as funny as the story

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  9. AnonymousSeptember 5, 2023 at 11:43 AM

    What, they don't have 'bonus holes' in China?

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  10. AnonymousSeptember 5, 2023 at 12:23 PM

    And now you know why 10th grade biology included human reproduction.

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  11. AnonymousSeptember 5, 2023 at 2:21 PM

    One thing may have been overlooked? His bride may not be a bride at all hmm

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  12. ABESeptember 5, 2023 at 4:49 PM

    I just showed my wife this and told her I kinda wished we had made the same mistake.

    Now I don't know what I'm eating for dinner...

    Thanks Ken!

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