CHICAGO — An Uptown man stands accused of fighting a tattoo shop proprietor and breaking the store’s glass after the businessman refused to give him a p***s piercing, a Chicago police report says.
Cristian Hernandez, 24, took his 11-month-old baby to Royal Flesh Tattoo and Piercing, 4005 North Broadway, and asked the staff to pierce his manhood late on August 7, the report said. But the shop owner refused and escorted him from the building.
Assaulted proprietor, including BIT him, damaged his store, used occupied baby stroller as human shield, fought with bystander trying to protect baby-- and released on his own recognizance???
Like a baker refusing to bake a gay wedding cake, the tattoo place will be sued for discriminating against Hispanic decorative dick displayers.
ReplyDeleteAssaulted proprietor, including BIT him, damaged his store, used occupied baby stroller as human shield, fought with bystander trying to protect baby-- and released on his own recognizance???
ReplyDeleteChicago, Jen.
Deletep***s= Penis. They don't use dirty words in Chicago
ReplyDeleteDaryl
No . . . because THAT would be over the line.
DeleteMr Hernanez should get HIS d$ck pierced with a rusty knitting needle.
ReplyDeleteSay what you want about Chicago, but at least I don't see any homeless drug addicts on the sidewalk outside of Royal Flesh Tattoo and Piercing.
ReplyDeleteNo, they are all camped out at O'Hara.
DeleteJpaul
And no whisper of child and family services.
ReplyDeleteWhy not a flame tat on each side?
ReplyDeleteAre you sure it was his penis not the 11 month old child's? It's not clear.
ReplyDeleteStarker was here.
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DeleteI think it all started when the shop owner said, "I'm gonna need a bigger magnifying glass."
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