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Friday, September 08, 2023

"SHOW YOUR TITS!!!"

CHICAGO - Someone installed a sign at Loyola Beach indicating that it was now a nude beach, according to a Chicago alderwoman.

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  1. As a warning to others:
    1 - Nude beaches are populated by saggy old hippies.
    2 - Lesbians don't look at all like they do in the videos.

    The more you know!!!

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    1. This is so true, I had the opportunity to visit a famous California nude beach as a young guy back in the late 80s thinking of all the hot blonde babes flirting their bits on the beach... To say it was what I was expecting would be a lie, lol....
      JD

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    2. I'm assuming it was Black's Beach in San Diego?

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    3. Correct you are sir
      JD

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  2. Don't forget the SPF and because it's Chicago, I'd slather on an extra layer of Kevlar too.

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  3. From my experience with the nude beaches in Europe: Those who should go, don't. Those who shouldn't, do.

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    1. Going to the public swimming pools in Germany, I was both traumatized and turned on with their loose policies on swimwear.

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    2. Yeah, those Speedos will get you every time...

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  4. Hippy Hollow on Lake Travis near Austin, TX, ain't too bad. Unfortunately, the ratio is 50:1 guys to girls.

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  5. If ya go to a nude beach looking for tits and pussy you probably should not go. That's not at all why those people are there.

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