The Kickee should have just chopped the Kicker's leg, hard. Stop that shit right away. Notice that when Kicker goes to kick his shield and sword are nowhere near able to block any hits against the leg (or crotch.) Chop down, step in, nut-punch and push him over when he's on one leg.
@Beans - I agree leg strikes work in almost any fight, especially with people that aren't used to having to defend lower body strikes whether using feet or implements. Unless you have some training in martial arts, head strikes are one of the quickest ways to lose a fight. Everyone wants to head hunt because they watch too many movies. Getting your opponent down should be your first objective, then bring feet or weapons to bear. It's pretty hard to fight with your back on the ground.
Yah, there are lots of vids out there showing people getting knocked out with one head strike. Mostly the people succumbing to an unexpected or lightening fast head punch have probably never been in any kind of a fight before and/or have watched too many videos thinking that videos teach them anything about real fighting.
#5 - the guy who got kicked had his shield down and left his head open. Pretty ballsy move by the other fighter, but now every future opponent will be watching for the high kick.
That's a microburst. When they happen over airports they drive planes into the ground. After a few spectacular crashes in the 80s a way to detect an imminent one was developed and is now a standard feature of airport radar.
#3 That was quite the dump! If you could, find out more on that phenomena, and where it occurs so that we, your loyal readers, may stay the fuck away from those locations!! irontomflint
It is called a microburst, and according to the weather sites they can happen anywhere, but "There are several atmospheric parameters that forecasters use to help determine the microburst potential on any given day, primarily during the summer months. Instability, high precipitable water (PW), dry air in the mid levels, and strong winds in the dry layer are just a few of the parameters necessary for the development of microbursts. The ideal conditions typically come together during hot and humid summertime afternoons in the Southeast. "
#9 He locked his front brake. I did that once to not run over my daughter who has crashed in front of me. Went rightover and landed on her bike. But unfortunatly no video. When Dr Castro stitched up my arm he said that "chicks dig scars".
Can anyone explain the phenomenon in #2? #5 Hubby is 3rd degree black belt in Taekwondo. They expect high kicks. He'd kick 'em in the balls. The kickee would always say it was against the rules. Hubby always said in a real fight there are no rules. Kari
#2 - Tree's burning from the inside out, probably lightning struck given the dried grass that you can catch a glimpse of at the beginning hasn't burned.
Sounds like Hubby's got his shit together. I like Hubby.
#1 - Soccer - always floppin'... Although, that looked legit. #3 - Sky diarrhea? #4 - Hasenpfeffer... #5 - Would that be considered a fag mag move back in Medieval times or an excellent technique? I would argue the former... #9 - Asshole prolly got laid from that...
If he wins, it wasn't a fag move. BUT there's a cost to becoming known for a trick move. The next time he tried that, his opponent would likely have been ready to slam him in the groin with either the edge of the shield, or the point of the sword.
#5 - If it worked, it wasn't a fag move. But as Rick T pointed out, it left his groin exposed. If he becomes known for that move, someone will be ready to emasculate him with either a sword or the edge of a shield - or if the sword goes over a few inches, cut the major leg artery so he bleeds out in 2 minutes.
#5 - Medieval MMA. It's a thing. "Come at me, brave sir knight."
ReplyDeleteTis only a scratch !
Delete"Verily, Sir, I will fucketh you up."
DeleteEverybody was Kung Fu Knighting.
DeleteThe Kickee should have just chopped the Kicker's leg, hard. Stop that shit right away. Notice that when Kicker goes to kick his shield and sword are nowhere near able to block any hits against the leg (or crotch.) Chop down, step in, nut-punch and push him over when he's on one leg.
Delete@Beans - I agree leg strikes work in almost any fight, especially with people that aren't used to having to defend lower body strikes whether using feet or implements. Unless you have some training in martial arts, head strikes are one of the quickest ways to lose a fight. Everyone wants to head hunt because they watch too many movies. Getting your opponent down should be your first objective, then bring feet or weapons to bear. It's pretty hard to fight with your back on the ground.
DeleteYah, there are lots of vids out there showing people getting knocked out with one head strike. Mostly the people succumbing to an unexpected or lightening fast head punch have probably never been in any kind of a fight before and/or have watched too many videos thinking that videos teach them anything about real fighting.
Nemo
#1 - I hope that little sh*t on the right was DQd and the race reset. Another stunt like that and he should be banned from play.
ReplyDelete# 5 is an impressive "Boot to the head"
ReplyDelete#6 kinda looks fake
#5 - the guy who got kicked had his shield down and left his head open. Pretty ballsy move by the other fighter, but now every future opponent will be watching for the high kick.
Delete#3 looks like a HUGE amount of rain all at once!
ReplyDeleteI've read that those clouds drop on the order of millios on tons in just a few seconds. Enough to sink a ship
DeleteLooks like a waterspout (marine tornado) touching down.
DeleteEd
That's a microburst. When they happen over airports they drive planes into the ground. After a few spectacular crashes in the 80s a way to detect an imminent one was developed and is now a standard feature of airport radar.
Delete#3 - That's what happens when a pilot eats Taco Bell.
ReplyDeleteHad to show the wife. We're impressed by that kayaker. That's
ReplyDeleteBecoming one with the equipment.
#8, what the hell??!! Is that the Eye of London? What kind of wind is that?
ReplyDeleteScooters are for fags!
ReplyDeleteChutes Magoo
Scooters are like fat chicks--fun to ride but not something you talk to your friends about.
Delete#3 That was quite the dump! If you could, find out more on that phenomena, and where it occurs so that we, your loyal readers, may stay the fuck away from those locations!!
ReplyDeleteirontomflint
It is called a microburst, and according to the weather sites they can happen anywhere, but "There are several atmospheric parameters that forecasters use to help determine the microburst potential on any given day, primarily during the summer months. Instability, high precipitable water (PW), dry air in the mid levels, and strong winds in the dry layer are just a few of the parameters necessary for the development of microbursts. The ideal conditions typically come together during hot and humid summertime afternoons in the Southeast. "
Delete#9 He locked his front brake. I did that once to not run over my daughter who has crashed in front of me. Went rightover and landed on her bike. But unfortunatly no video. When Dr Castro stitched up my arm he said that "chicks dig scars".
ReplyDeleteCan anyone explain the phenomenon in #2?
ReplyDelete#5 Hubby is 3rd degree black belt in Taekwondo. They expect high kicks. He'd kick 'em in the balls. The kickee would always say it was against the rules. Hubby always said in a real fight there are no rules.
Kari
#2 - Tree's burning from the inside out, probably lightning struck given the dried grass that you can catch a glimpse of at the beginning hasn't burned.
DeleteSounds like Hubby's got his shit together. I like Hubby.
#2 That raccoon is toast. Literally.
ReplyDelete#1 - Soccer - always floppin'... Although, that looked legit.
ReplyDelete#3 - Sky diarrhea?
#4 - Hasenpfeffer...
#5 - Would that be considered a fag mag move back in Medieval times or an excellent technique? I would argue the former...
#9 - Asshole prolly got laid from that...
If he wins, it wasn't a fag move. BUT there's a cost to becoming known for a trick move. The next time he tried that, his opponent would likely have been ready to slam him in the groin with either the edge of the shield, or the point of the sword.
Delete#5 - If it worked, it wasn't a fag move. But as Rick T pointed out, it left his groin exposed. If he becomes known for that move, someone will be ready to emasculate him with either a sword or the edge of a shield - or if the sword goes over a few inches, cut the major leg artery so he bleeds out in 2 minutes.
Delete#9 Why did he lock up his front brake?
ReplyDeleteShe was out of the way and the only thing on the bike path was his downed bike- as far as I could tell.