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Wednesday, September 27, 2023

Wednesday's gifs

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  1. #3: My kinda gal, well for at least a night, but not before i see a recent clean health certificate

    #6: If that machine is run by a computer and I was a hacker I'd have a ball.

    #7: I don't often refuse a BJ, but in her case I'd make an acceptation.

    #10: I still have the scar from doing that when i was his age 70 years ago.

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  2. 6. Aaaahhh! Absolutely NOT! I hold no faith whatsoever in the reliability of automated "safety" systems.

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    1. NottaChance,, that is a place to use an Oscar Mayer weiner. That made my guts jump. YaKnow, sometimes stuff just stops working. I mean, look what happened with the cameras in Epstein's cell.

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    2. It's all fun & games until the electronic proximity fails... jeez, ask me how I know that.
      Mike in Canada

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    3. All it would take is for that to mess up once and you will have trouble putting on and undoing your pants for the rest of your life.

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    4. The Chernobyl reactor meltdown happened when they were testing the safety system that was supposed to shut down the reactor if there was a loss of coolant by purposefully draining the coolant. It failed the test!

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  3. #8 And the wild boar pops out of the corn and eats the dog. I could write nursery rhymes.

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    1. With your natural abilities I can see you writing for Hallmark.

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    2. Sign me up for a first edition, please.

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    1. I sent that to my sister. She would love that one.

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    1. Can't be. She only gets falling down drunk when she's on government planes and the liquor is 'free'.

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  6. #6 Don't do that. Think of the paperwork!

    If that was a JNJ facility I once worked at, they'd be carrying the safety & environmental manager out on a gurney after the stroke he'd have seeing it.

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  7. # 10 After a whole year of kindergarten, Roosevelt still did not understand the mechanics of fellatio.

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  8. #3- Joe Biden would look at that cute little girl and want to sniff her hair.

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  9. #5 - Awww...little Trayvon's first carjacking. Ain't dat so cute!

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  10. #6 - how to get the nickname “Stubby”
    #7. I’m in the profession, with a 3 year residency in pros. You’re looking at $6-8k to put that back together. Dentists make jokes about people opening bottles and cans with their teeth…

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  11. #9 That would actually be (fairly) safe to do.

    If, you know, he was wearing a helmet and an abrasion resistance motorcycle outfit. Which he's not. As demonstrated, it looks like a good way to get seriously messed up.

    John G

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  12. #3: When grandma starts drinking in the afternoon.
    #6: Nope.
    #7: I learned why you don't do this when I was 7 or 8. I thought everybody did but apparently not.

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  13. #6: I've used a CNC pressbrake and wouldn't trust one not to destroy itself, let alone a hand.

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