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Reminds me of my ex third wife....
Give the man his props. Attacked by a hippo and came up off the ground with his cigarette still in his mouth. Badass.
Well, I guess we found out where Stacy Abrams was at the time of the Austin hog attacks.
Dude, you have to be careful how you tell the fat chick to go home.
If he can't get along with her he shouldn't have married her, this whole body positivity thing has gone too far.
A vegan stealing his lunch? No wonder he is ticked off.
A Dependapotumus finding out her PFC isn't going to re-enlist.
My Monday may not be great but I'm nowhere near that lucky.
That's why you never answer when she asks if the pants make her ass look fat... JD
Just answer it honestly once, you'll never have to answer that question again... ever.
I usually just plead the 5th, it gives them the answer without all the drama bullshit JD
Oh man. Flash back to '78 and the big girl that insisted she was going to give me a free bj. Same teeth too.Daryl
Hippos. The second most dangerous animal in Africa, even worse than lions or cape buffalo. The most dangerous animal? Man. We are our own worst enemy.
The most dangerous animal in Africa is the subsaharan bipedal hominid bioweapon known as blacks.
Do you know what the black stuff between elephant's toes is called? Slow natives.Heltau
"Sir, did you not see the no smoking sign?"CC
A hippo can literally bite a person in half. Talk about being lucky to still have two feet.
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Reminds me of my ex third wife....
ReplyDeleteGive the man his props. Attacked by a hippo and came up off the ground with his cigarette still in his mouth. Badass.
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess we found out where Stacy Abrams was at the time of the Austin hog attacks.
ReplyDeleteDude, you have to be careful how you tell the fat chick to go home.
ReplyDeleteIf he can't get along with her he shouldn't have married her, this whole body positivity thing has gone too far.
ReplyDeleteA vegan stealing his lunch? No wonder he is ticked off.
ReplyDeleteA Dependapotumus finding out her PFC isn't going to re-enlist.
ReplyDeleteMy Monday may not be great but I'm nowhere near that lucky.
ReplyDeleteThat's why you never answer when she asks if the pants make her ass look fat...
ReplyDeleteJD
Just answer it honestly once, you'll never have to answer that question again... ever.
DeleteI usually just plead the 5th, it gives them the answer without all the drama bullshit
DeleteJD
Oh man. Flash back to '78 and the big girl that insisted she was going to give me a free bj. Same teeth too.
ReplyDeleteDaryl
Hippos. The second most dangerous animal in Africa, even worse than lions or cape buffalo. The most dangerous animal? Man. We are our own worst enemy.
ReplyDeleteThe most dangerous animal in Africa is the subsaharan bipedal hominid bioweapon known as blacks.
DeleteDo you know what the black stuff between elephant's toes is called?
DeleteSlow natives.
Heltau
"Sir, did you not see the no smoking sign?"
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A hippo can literally bite a person in half. Talk about being lucky to still have two feet.
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