Deer in Nebraska? Oh hell yeah. Not my experience, my brother's. "Nebraska ... where a man can hunt deer every morning and every night." They dart across the road from one cornfield to the next, regularly attempting to share the same volume of space as a car or truck.
Bicycle deer strikes aren't that rare. Deer don't hear them coming.
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ReplyDeleteDeer in Nebraska? Oh hell yeah. Not my experience, my brother's. "Nebraska ... where a man can hunt deer every morning and every night." They dart across the road from one cornfield to the next, regularly attempting to share the same volume of space as a car or truck.
ReplyDeleteThey’re like rats around here. In my zone, too. Waiting for that buck to return as we speak.
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