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Friday, October 06, 2023

Trailer park living

OKLAHOMA CITY (KFOR) – An expert hired to get rid of a snake seen slithering in a South Oklahoma City mobile home park found that the python was 13 feet long and had been in the neighborhood for around five months.

“We’re talking, that thing has been eating opossums, foot-long rats, and cats,” said Trevor Bounds of Red Beard Wildlife Control. “The mouth on that thing is the size of your foot and when it opens up you’re going to be able to fit something pretty large in there.”

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OKLAHOMA CITY (KFOR) – Management of a south Oklahoma City mobile home park urged its residents this week to not speak out about a 13-foot-long cat-eating albino python still in the neighborhood. Residents claim that the park’s management knew about the python since June and did nothing.

“The only reason they finally did something was because a resident snapped a picture of it,” said a resident wanting to remain anonymous in fear of eviction from management. He had been living in the park for ten years. “Them sending out a warning to us to not talk to media, it’s intimidation all the way.”

4 comments:

  1. “The mouth on that thing is the size of your foot and when it opens up you’re going to be able to fit something pretty large in there.”

    Liar. The head on that snake is a bit larger than your closed fist is wide, it is capable of opening enough to swallow a small cat. A true albino would also be very valuable, but a snake that size is capable of killing small children and must be dealt with.

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  2. I once used a .410 with birdshot on a snake that was crawling towards the back door of our house. The results were impressive, there was no head on the snake anymore. With a python I would prefer a 12 gauge and a little above birdshot, but way below buckshot. Guarantee that snake would be done.

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  3. Wonder if a Semi-Albino python would make a nice pair of boots?
    Jpaul

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  4. Retaliation eviction.
    Management needs to understand 'accidents happen'.
    Fortunately, I was out of town that weekend for a conference...

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