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Thursday, November 30, 2023

Fucking buzzkills

Safety Shot Inc. is introducing a groundbreaking beverage to swiftly squash a buzz. The "Safety Shot" is crafted to accelerate alcohol detox and promptly plummet blood alcohol content (BAC) in record time.

The company says the beverage, created by industry experts and patented, is slated for a direct-to-consumer launch in December 2023.

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Man, if somebody offered me something like that when I was younger and hitting the bars, I'd have told them, "Fuck you, I paid good money for this buzz and I'm keeping it."