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Monday, November 27, 2023

Your Monday Morning Florida Report

In a lewd feat of multitasking, an ex-con was arrested for indecent exposure after he was spotted masturbating while riding a bicycle, police report.

10 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 27, 2023 at 5:18 AM

    I didn't know that could even be done...

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    1. Utter MoronNovember 27, 2023 at 6:04 AM

      See, you can learn a lot on this blog.

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    2. AnonymousNovember 27, 2023 at 6:04 AM

      that is because most people don't think like that. I mean who in their "right" mind even thinks of doing some shit like that ?? dave in pa.

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    3. bogsidebunnyNovember 27, 2023 at 6:57 AM

      Of course it could if the bike had training wheels. I don't know that from personal experience, so I checked with Chatbot.

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  2. Unclezip Is Pointing&LaughingNovember 27, 2023 at 6:29 AM

    RE - my comment on the next post. Dammit.

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  3. MatthewNovember 27, 2023 at 6:57 AM

    Was he also chewing gum at the time?

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    1. bogsidebunnyNovember 27, 2023 at 7:35 AM

      Chewing gum and switching hands with each pedal stroke as well.

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  4. InbredRedneckNovember 27, 2023 at 8:39 AM

    Hell, I was impressed when I found out Pistol Pete dribbled a basketball while ridin' a bike. This guy's got him beat, so to speak.

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  5. AnonymousNovember 27, 2023 at 4:55 PM

    Speaking of ...

    https://twitter.com/elijahschaffer/status/1728416888534007853?s=42&t=MMLyjD0s2gMs2Vdth81ZJw

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