#2- why is it when someone is attacked by one of these dumb birds, they run away, instead of attacking back? I mean, even the smallest adult is bigger than any goose around. Are they afraid they might harm the thing? I say you get what you deserve, and if you attack me, I have a right to clock you in the head.
#2 We had 5 or 6 geese on the farm the summer I was 10. The chicken coop was in their territory so collecting eggs took two of us, one to distract the gander so the other could get back with the eggs unbroken. #3 Why would anyone wear those shoes? #6 Now drive the truck to the Soylent Green plant. Al_in_Ottawa
#5 motor quits, many will die
ReplyDeleteMore likely sub IQ driver mistakes the wheel for the throttle.
Delete#5 Lizzo at the beach
DeleteThat would be a poor time to run bad gas into the motor...
DeleteHippo have sunk lots of small boats and killed the people in them. They've even been known to sink small steamboats.
DeleteMore people are killed each year by hippos than lions, tigers, snakes and other wildlife combined.
Delete#10. Too stoopid to stand away from the coming onslaught. They deserve what they get.
ReplyDelete#2 Beyond shadow of a doubt that's the last thing that bird would ever do. I don't do games.
ReplyDeleteSwans and geese is asshole.
Delete#7 Oh hell no!
ReplyDelete#8 Physics lesson with a side of broken jaw.
#10 Where did they think the snow on the tracks would go?
Scarecrow
#3: "Doctor, it hurts when I am an idiot"
ReplyDeleteDoctor: "Stop being an idiot"
#3: Hillary or Biden with a wig?
ReplyDelete#2- why is it when someone is attacked by one of these dumb birds, they run away, instead of attacking back? I mean, even the smallest adult is bigger than any goose around. Are they afraid they might harm the thing? I say you get what you deserve, and if you attack me, I have a right to clock you in the head.
ReplyDelete#10 reminds me when I gave my GF a pearl necklace.
ReplyDelete#8 - Learn how to use the weight retaining collars. Have seen this happen far too many times and it's usually NOT the lifter who gets hurt.
ReplyDelete#2 Goose's neck
ReplyDeletewringing motion
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#5 Hungry Hungry Hippos, the Real LiFe Version
#2 We had 5 or 6 geese on the farm the summer I was 10. The chicken coop was in their territory so collecting eggs took two of us, one to distract the gander so the other could get back with the eggs unbroken.
ReplyDelete#3 Why would anyone wear those shoes?
#6 Now drive the truck to the Soylent Green plant.
Al_in_Ottawa
Ok I laughed a bit here because you know why not laugh this shit is funny
ReplyDelete# 1, i want that guy on my team when the shit goes down, and it's coming guys.
ReplyDelete#8 What happened after he didn't catch her on the second bounce?
ReplyDelete#7 Woops, missed her.
ReplyDelete#8 Manly injuries.
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#8 morons lifting weights...slam the bar a little harder against the rack.....if ya can't control the bar get the F outta the gym...
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