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Friday, December 01, 2023

Well, they say cleanliness is next to Godliness

NORMAN, Okla. (KFOR)- A family rented a Norman AirBNB over Thanksgiving and was awoken in the middle of the night by a stranger showering. 

Molly Woodrow is the homeowner and has owned the property for over six years.

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I like the part where she says, “I know. I don’t wanna be a weirdo”. 
Sorry, Darlin'. You're already there.

4 comments:

  1. " the front door was unfortunately left unlocked"... Some people never learn..

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  2. I think it's just going to get worse so long as people like the owner (FFS!) use euphemisms like "unhoused". Until we start calling a spade a spade, and instruct the police to give them a ride to the city limits, and "Don't come back now, y'hear?" we are doomed to freefall to shithole.

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  3. According to George Carlin, cleanliness is not nest to godliness. If you look in the dictionary, cleanliness is next to cleavage, godliness is next to goggles. I really miss his with and wisdom.

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    1. Yeah, buddy.
      Can you imagine the shit he and Sam Kinnison could crank out these days?

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