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Tuesday, December 05, 2023

Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

PALM BEACH COUNTY, Fla. - A Florida teacher has found himself in hot water after he was arrested three times within a week amid an alleged string of "violent" crimes in Palm Beach County, including carrying a 10-inch knife, threatening bar patrons with a baton and harassing a woman he met online.
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5 comments:

  1. Lotta stress in the classroom monkey farms these days so he's just working it off after hours.

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  2. Gotta love proofreaders: During a search of his person, police found a 10-foot scimitar knife, which is a long knife with curved blade, according to the affidavit.

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    1. Nobody uses proofreaders anymore, they all rely on spelchek. As long as the words are all spelled correctly, who gives a shit if the article makes any sense?

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    2. I was hoping they had a picture of that 10 foot knife.

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    3. Chances are they copied it off the police report. Cops are not always good at getting information correct on reports. Don't ask me how I know this, there's lots of cursing involved.

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