When a corrections officer found a “plastic cylinder” containing methamphetamine under his penis, a Florida Man denied ownership of the narcotics and claimed to be “unsure of how the package got in his underwear,” according to an arrest affidavit.
I follow my county's online booking report pretty closely and it's amazing how many people that are being booked on misdemeanor charges are discovered with drugs and are then facing a felony charge of bringing drugs into jail. Then when found guilty they become a prohibited person, losing their 2A rights forever.
"Meth found under his penis, but mad had no idea it was there". Last he saw of it it was in his bunkie's ass to keep it safe. Funny how it mysteriously transferred.
And they vote.....
ReplyDeleteEven worse than that, they reproduce.
DeleteI follow my county's online booking report pretty closely and it's amazing how many people that are being booked on misdemeanor charges are discovered with drugs and are then facing a felony charge of bringing drugs into jail. Then when found guilty they become a prohibited person, losing their 2A rights forever.
ReplyDelete"Meth found under his penis, but mad had no idea it was there". Last he saw of it it was in his bunkie's ass to keep it safe. Funny how it mysteriously transferred.
ReplyDelete'SummDude' put it there while he was sleeping.
ReplyDeleteJust like 'SummDude' asked a DinDu to drive his car home, or to deliver a package, etc etc etc etc
Who did the corrections officer piss off to get assigned that job?
ReplyDeleteRight up there with "The wind must have blown that coke into my purse."
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