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Chicago police say a man who was allegedly caught trying to steal a bike by sawing through its lock on a busy River North street corner complained that the cops arrested him before he successfully stole the bike. 

“I didn’t even take it yet,” Malik Smith, 24, allegedly told the officers. “I almost took it.”

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But at least he was going to use it for honest work, right?

6 comments:

  1. XzebekApril 12, 2024 at 10:49 PM

    Anyone want to bet it wasn't a chimp?

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  2. AnonymousApril 13, 2024 at 12:40 AM

    That's just a light hearted human interest story in Chicago.

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  3. AnonymousApril 13, 2024 at 1:49 AM

    Malik?

    Dare I ask?

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  4. AnonymousApril 13, 2024 at 3:55 AM

    Chicago
    I'm not even going to look. I already know it's them again.

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  5. AnonymousApril 13, 2024 at 8:45 AM

    Yes, Booboo.
    CC

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  6. AnonymousApril 13, 2024 at 6:16 PM

    Just a matter of time till this shine kills, but then again, why would the justice system care about such as that.

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