# 1. I can relate, a couple years ago I washed a mattress protector in my washing machine. It was on of those padded kind and I had it a couple years so it needed a little cleaning. The directions said machine wash tumble dry so..... Obviously they were referring to wash in a front loader because the agitator in my top loader tore that sombitch apart.... What a fucking mess that was... JD
#3 We can only hope the thief gets it used on himself. As an aside, an AED only shocks for 2 conditions. It won't shock a heart that isn't beating, or any other conditions it wasn't programmed to recognize. So hope somebody nearby knows good old fashioned manual CPR.
#8 - I recently purchased a used book that details the US Marines in Vietnam during 1966. I unwrapped it; the binding then broke and the 200 pages fell on to the floor.
Replacing the AED discussed in #3 will have but one result. Another stolen AED. They should only be placed in secure locations to prevent theft as they are frequently stolen by the local junkies and criminals.
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#5 Wow, shitters built for obese America. The round, the elongated and now the wide ass. Ah, progress. Yes, I see the busted shower door.
ReplyDeleteHow do you know that bathroom is in the US?
Delete# 1. I can relate, a couple years ago I washed a mattress protector in my washing machine. It was on of those padded kind and I had it a couple years so it needed a little cleaning. The directions said machine wash tumble dry so..... Obviously they were referring to wash in a front loader because the agitator in my top loader tore that sombitch apart.... What a fucking mess that was...
ReplyDeleteJD
#5 - aside from bad knees and a creaky back, this is yet another reason I'm not eager for sex in the shower.
ReplyDeleteAll of them are, it figures, moments.
ReplyDelete#3 We can only hope the thief gets it used on himself.
ReplyDeleteAs an aside, an AED only shocks for 2 conditions. It won't shock a heart that isn't beating, or any other conditions it wasn't programmed to recognize. So hope somebody nearby knows good old fashioned manual CPR.
#10 Instamess
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought Joe Biden had been standing there, then I saw the Crock Pot.
Delete#8 - I recently purchased a used book that details the US Marines in Vietnam during 1966. I unwrapped it; the binding then broke and the 200 pages fell on to the floor.
ReplyDeleteNo problem. They're numbered.
DeleteTrue... but have your played "200 pick up" lately? It is a pain in the butt!!!
DeleteMarines in 1966? Was it all colored in before snack time? (I kid, I kid)
Delete#10 - Easy fix. Let the dog in.
ReplyDeleteReplacing the AED discussed in #3 will have but one result. Another stolen AED.
ReplyDeleteThey should only be placed in secure locations to prevent theft as they are frequently
stolen by the local junkies and criminals.