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Tuesday, April 16, 2024

Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

Arguing that he was not subject to arrest, a Florida Man told police that he “was allowed to be drunk and disorderly and sit naked in a trash can on the public sidewalk,” according to an arrest affidavit. 

9 comments:

  1. If he were a democrat in Kalifornia, yes, he gets to do whatever he wants.
    Florida? Not so much.

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  2. Here we are talking about "rights" again.

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  3. Solves the "unhoused" situation

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  4. Florida man gets a bad rap, funny thing though, most of these degenerate motherfuckers and motherfuckettes are from anywhere but florida...it's as if florida is a psycho trash magnet

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    1. I've been saying that for years. Some certain states (like NY, NJ) have been sending us their problems, often by shipping them down here via bus.

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  5. Lots of new peeps in St Aug!!! Crazies

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  6. Whoops! I meant St Pete! But both are beach towns and Crazy!

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    1. St Pete’s changed a lot in the 20 years I’ve lived here.

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  7. Haven't we all been there at one time or another?

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