Angry about the amount of water her 72-year-old neighbor was using to clean his motorcycle, an 80-year-old Florida woman allegedly spit on the man and yanked on his beard, according to cops who arrested the octogenarian on a felony battery charge.
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No husband mentioned. If she had one he probably left or died by choice years ago.
ReplyDeleteThat's a women?
ReplyDeleteThought it was a Villages article. Nope, but a place just like it.
ReplyDeleteGotta watch those blue hairs...
ReplyDeleteShe just needs some hard lovin'. Unfortunately occupied, but anyone else here want to volunteer to fill the void in her heart?
ReplyDeleteWhat, no alligators, Walmart or Waffle House angle to this story? Without any of those, this is not a true "Florida Report" but merely sparkling gooberism.
ReplyDeleteI'd have whipped off my cut and bitch slapped that old hag with it into a well deserved grave.
ReplyDeleteSuch a flirt...
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This could have gone really bad if they didn’t live on Peaceful Lane.
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