#15 I don't have time to wait for Brad from Plumbing. We got to get these people's water back on and Brad is an idiot that is going to pinch my fingers, hurt my back because he can lift his half. Or just pass me off
I wouldn't waste one on Antartica -- double up the load on the San Andras fault
and I lived in Hiroshima for several years in the 80's -- nice people and they liked us Americans --so use it on Washington DC and fix a lot of problems all at once -
Here: hit the planet with whatever you want, wherever you want. Scroll down the right panel to see how much damage you did. (If you use a big gold asteroid, you can hit NYC hard enough to take out DC.)
I got tired of Norway's shit, so I gave it to them right in the fjord.
I played with it too. But my targets were AFBs that I knew had nuclear stores and nuclear power plant location. The calculation were inaccurate in my opinion because of not taking fallout into consideration.
#1 Is a priority these days. #2 Washington D.C, Palestine/Israel, and Delhi/India. Eliminate 90% of all grifters in one strike! #5 Yes please! Save me from clown world, I'm running as fast as I can but it's just not enough.
I too was in fifth grade. Watched it happen live in the clear blue sky from the southeast coast of Florida. It was a memorably cold day in Palm Beach County, but we all got herded outside for the historic event and I remember the teachers being at a loss for what to do after the explosion.
I think you should reserve one for the next Taylor Swift worldwide tour event. You could take out not only her and her football player boytoy, but you could get a mess of Swifties in the mix. Or you could set 3 off, one on the East coast, one in the Midwest, and last one over the West coast. You just need to explode them 250 miles up in space. Called an EMP, I just learned that the 3 would take out the entire American power grid. And we would not be able to fix it. The estimate is that up to 90 % of all Americans would be dead within the first year. I can never sleep much anymore, so I sometimes listen to Coast to Coast AM. Sometimes they are just too far out there, but about 1/3 of the time they have interesting and believable things. I don't really want to see Americans die, but if it took a greater % of Democrat Socialists it would be worth it.
# 5- i would never ever hurt myself but if i was to accidently pull out in front of an 18 wheeler, my first and last thought would be " thank you Jesus "
Back in the day, my submarine visited Japan... A bunch of us had T-shirts printed with the "Radiation Hazard" trefoil design and the words 'US Nuclear Power - Made in the USA, Tested in Japan' . It went over... less than well... with the locals.
17: I grew up in Canada. I was in grade 7 in class one day in January and the vice principal decides he needs to announce all somberly to the entire school that the space shuttle had blown up. It was one of the most bizarre moments related to my schooling. I guess he was traumatized in some way because there was a teacher on board, but none of us could have possibly cared less. It didn't affect us in any way, being some random event that happened in a whole other country. To this day I still wonder why he did that.
#2 I will trade Antarctica for one big enough to take out Boston, NY, and DC.
ReplyDeleteI'd set them off in the three largest NSA data centers.
DeleteToo bad the choice wasn't the use of three MIRV'd MX missles then, huh? :-)
Delete#15 I don't have time to wait for Brad from Plumbing. We got to get these people's water back on and Brad is an idiot that is going to pinch my fingers, hurt my back because he can lift his half. Or just pass me off
ReplyDelete#19 and #20 might be related
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't waste one on Antartica -- double up the load on the San Andras fault
ReplyDeleteand I lived in Hiroshima for several years in the 80's -- nice people and they liked us Americans --so use it on Washington DC and fix a lot of problems all at once
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Nice folks in Hiroshima, always ready to lend a hand--and since they each have three, it's convenient.
Delete--Tennessee Budd
#9 That's me.
ReplyDeleteHere: hit the planet with whatever you want, wherever you want. Scroll down the right panel to see how much damage you did. (If you use a big gold asteroid, you can hit NYC hard enough to take out DC.)
ReplyDeleteI got tired of Norway's shit, so I gave it to them right in the fjord.
https://neal.fun/asteroid-launcher/
That’s fun right there!
DeleteI played with it too. But my targets were AFBs that I knew had nuclear stores and nuclear power plant location. The calculation were inaccurate in my opinion because of not taking fallout into consideration.
Delete#1 Is a priority these days.
ReplyDelete#2 Washington D.C, Palestine/Israel, and Delhi/India. Eliminate 90% of all grifters in one strike!
#5 Yes please! Save me from clown world, I'm running as fast as I can but it's just not enough.
- Arc
#17 my buddy and I skipped 5th grade that day. It was nonstop coverage on tv.
ReplyDeleteI was in mechanical drawing that afternoon. We were listening to the launch coverage on our teacher's radio while drafting.
DeleteI was in 5th grade as well, one of the other teachers signed up for the flight and was freaking the fuck out. Some of the girls were crying as well.
DeleteNext recess, someone came up with this one: How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders....
She had blew eyes... One blew this way, the other blew that way...
DeleteI too was in fifth grade. Watched it happen live in the clear blue sky from the southeast coast of Florida. It was a memorably cold day in Palm Beach County, but we all got herded outside for the historic event and I remember the teachers being at a loss for what to do after the explosion.
DeleteHer last words to her husband: "You feed the dogs, I'll feed the fish." ...
Delete#20 - I read today where Obama is supposedly having an affair with Jennifer Aniston. WTF!!! And to think she turned me down...
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Delete# 17- thats just wrong
Delete# 15... the stairway to heaven
Delete# 2
Deletejust spread them around Africa, start at the top and work your way down.
You too? And with my chiseled 69 year old body!
Delete#2 Tel Aviv, New York, L.A.
ReplyDeleteSan Francisco, Baltimore and just for grins, Disney World.
DeleteI think you should reserve one for the next Taylor Swift worldwide tour event. You could take out not only her and her football player boytoy, but you could get a mess of Swifties in the mix.
DeleteOr you could set 3 off, one on the East coast, one in the Midwest, and last one over the West coast. You just need to explode them 250 miles up in space. Called an EMP, I just learned that the 3 would take out the entire American power grid. And we would not be able to fix it. The estimate is that up to 90 % of all Americans would be dead within the first year.
I can never sleep much anymore, so I sometimes listen to Coast to Coast AM. Sometimes they are just too far out there, but about 1/3 of the time they have interesting and believable things.
I don't really want to see Americans die, but if it took a greater % of Democrat Socialists it would be worth it.
# 5- i would never ever hurt myself but if i was to accidently pull out in front of an 18 wheeler,
ReplyDeletemy first and last thought would be " thank you Jesus "
#19 - Including Michelle.
ReplyDeleteDC, LA. NY
ReplyDeleteYellow Stone Nat Park. Light off the volcano.
DeleteEvil Franklin
More I think about it DC. LA and DC again to kill any survivors
ReplyDelete#2 obviously for the win.
ReplyDeleteKlaus
#2-Hiroshima.
ReplyDeleteMy buddies went to the memorial and started chanting USA, USA....
Happy to have morons as "buddies"?
DeleteBack in the day, my submarine visited Japan... A bunch of us had T-shirts printed with the "Radiation Hazard" trefoil design and the words 'US Nuclear Power - Made in the USA, Tested in Japan' .
DeleteIt went over... less than well... with the locals.
17: I grew up in Canada. I was in grade 7 in class one day in January and the vice principal decides he needs to announce all somberly to the entire school that the space shuttle had blown up. It was one of the most bizarre moments related to my schooling. I guess he was traumatized in some way because there was a teacher on board, but none of us could have possibly cared less. It didn't affect us in any way, being some random event that happened in a whole other country. To this day I still wonder why he did that.
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