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Thursday, April 03, 2025

Paybacks

An interesting situation has reportedly been unfolding in Colorado's mountainous Summit County in recent days and weeks, believed to involve a vigilante that's punishing those who fail to pick up their dog's waste.

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  1. Sounds fair. Except one -might- be inclined to just scoop it up in a chuck-it, and whip it at her house. No need for wasteful bggies.

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    1. I had a guy in my old neighborhood in Mobile that would walk his 2 boxers on those retractable leashes... He would stay on the street while allowing his dogs to do their business in the front yards, mine was one of several.. He denied everything when I confronted him so I just returned the favor.. He got the message and quit his BS..
      JD

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  2. While I might have done a little bit of that in the past, I haven't been to Colorado recently so that's not me. Had a person in the hood that would simply let their dog out the front door in the morning, said dog would then roam 2 to 3 houses over, leave a deposit, and then run back home. A few shovel flings into that person's driveway helping show that person the error of their ways.

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  3. burning paper bag of dogdoo on the doorstep is the next escalation...

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  4. Simple solution for her: pickup after your damn dog.

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  5. Maybe I need a pet feral bear, and I'll train it to only shit in people's yards with dogs.

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    1. Won't work, as any fool knows, bears only shit in the woods!!

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  6. I have a guy in the neighborhood that walks his large dog without a leash and the dog loves to poop in my yard or my neighbor's yard. I tailed him to his house... He has this real nice shiney Ford Raptor parked on his driveway. I nicely scooped the poop his dog deposited and simply returned it to his hood and windshield. He bought cams after that, but he also scoops his dog's poop now... So, there is that...

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  7. Take the dog excrement and along with a few friends give it back to the dog owner through the owner's "back door" doggie style using a broom handle as the ramrod.. Close your eyes and picture that anatomical procedure.

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  8. There are shit-posters,
    And there are shit-posters!
    -lg

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  9. This woman should be thankful that the vigilante didn't hit her BMW when he tossed the poop into her driveway.

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  10. Speaking as a dog owner, PICK UP YOUR DOGS SHIT! At the RV park we winter over at there is dog shit left around occasionally and there is little excuse for it. I’ve come up on folks who are flustered when they are caught. “Oh, I forgot a bag”. My response is “heres a bag, I always carry extra”. There are at least 5 poop bag dispensers and trash cans in the park. The worst mess I’ve ever seen was the “Welcome to Tennessee” rest area on southbound I 75. I couldnt believe the quantity of dog shit in the dog area and elsewhere. It’s been several years since I’ve stopped there, hopefully its improved.

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  11. Dunno about her town, but in mine, there are signs posted advising residents that not picking up after their dogs is a violation with a $250 fine associated. Each sign has doggie waste bags available underneath. If I were her neighbor, particularly the guy she falsely accused, I'd be out behind her while she walks her dog, taking video of her carelessness so the boys in blue can raise a little revenue. Maybe sic Karen from the HOA on her inconsiderate ass, too.

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  12. Shits just part of life in my little corner of the world. Dog logs, deer doo, rabbit pellets, chicken, turkey, peafowl shit. Even the occasional horse shit when my neighbor's horse makes an escape.
    Shit happens

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  13. Couple times while walking to my truck in the morning, I stepped on doggie bombs. I put a small sign on the tree,
    “ if your dog craps in my yard, I’m going to rub YOUR nose in it.” It stopped.

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  14. Must be a very slow news day in Colorado.

    When I first moved into my village, there were no leash laws, poop laws, etc.

    People got shitheels all the time, even when walking in their own backyards. After 10 years, the village passed leash laws and pick up poop laws, but that did nothing until security cameras became ubiquitous and several people were given tickets and had to pay a hefty fine.

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  15. The easiest way to pick up after is to get some extra large food service type gloves. pick it up and then turn the glove inside out as you remove it. The waste is in a neat little package.

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  16. Save your bacon grease and pour a little on each pile. It will disappear in a few hours.

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