#1 looks like a hognosed snake. His best move is flaring his neck out like a cobra (in territory that has NO cobras). Second move it this threat display. Third move is to roll over and play dead, secreting a foul-smelling odor to back up the claim. If you roll him back upright in his "dead snake" mode, he rolls back over on his back because he knows dead snakes ALWAYS lie on their backs.
If you look closely, the snake has “cat eyes”. Hognoses have round pupils. Also, I don’t see the hood. The scales low on the side are canted at an angle, and the snake makes a hissing sound by rubbing those scales together. I’m sticking with saw scale, or maybe a Russell’s Viper. Either one is really dangerous, with a potent venom.
#1 Most snakes are not aggressive, unless you live in Australia. Defense is posturing for about all rattlesnakes. Just leave them alone, and they will eat the mice.
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#8 don't pass on the right
ReplyDeleteThan get the hell out of the way.
Delete#6: She is clearly not 6'6" so has absolutely NOTHING to whine about.
ReplyDelete(Don't ask me how I know).
Need just a few more seconds on #6 for “the rest of the story.” #10, my youth summed up in a heartbeat.
ReplyDelete#6 I think that wiggle was to keep her from peeing her pants. Pretty cool.
ReplyDelete#1: I ain't gonna tread on him.
ReplyDelete#6: Blonde, but nice legs.
#10: The odds are very slim, but never zero.
#1 looks like that snake has no teef
ReplyDeleteSaw Scaled Viper, methinks.
DeleteWhatever its brand, just fucking kill it with fire.
DeleteIs it teef or toofs?
Delete1 "Look at mah moves, ignore the fangy part in the middle..."
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4. An unsuspecting pedestrian trap?
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# 1. Very beautiful but dangerous
ReplyDelete# 3. My son's cat figured out how to turn his off
# 5. NO, not your turn
# 10. Just dumb luck
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#6 - I wonder what she saw in the back that made her jump up and hit the latch in the door. That had to hurt.
ReplyDelete#1 looks like a hognosed snake. His best move is flaring his neck out like a cobra (in territory that has NO cobras). Second move it this threat display. Third move is to roll over and play dead, secreting a foul-smelling odor to back up the claim. If you roll him back upright in his "dead snake" mode, he rolls back over on his back because he knows dead snakes ALWAYS lie on their backs.
ReplyDeleteIf you look closely, the snake has “cat eyes”. Hognoses have round pupils.
DeleteAlso, I don’t see the hood. The scales low on the side are canted at an angle, and the snake makes a hissing sound by rubbing those scales together.
I’m sticking with saw scale, or maybe a Russell’s Viper. Either one is really dangerous, with a potent venom.
Whichever kind snek it is, those spots moving in opposite directions has got to be a mindfuck for whatever it's pissed off at.
DeleteThat they do, rickin8or. That they do.
Delete#10 - In that scenario, running straight downwind is not a good strategy.
ReplyDelete#9 - White Claw Throttle
ReplyDelete#3 ... Roombas are a source of endless amusement.
ReplyDelete#6 ... So are clueless chicks.
#1 Most snakes are not aggressive, unless you live in Australia. Defense is posturing for about all rattlesnakes. Just leave them alone, and they will eat the mice.
ReplyDeleteif you hear a rattlesnake, look towards your ankles. he's right there
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