#1: He thinks he's one of the Blues Brothers, but in his case it's spelled "Blews".
#2: Hook up a 240V generator. One lead to the thing under he lower lip and the other to the nose ring. Then tell her the rebar with one end planted in the moist soil is a magical dildo.
#5: From his stance it appears he's trying to hold his butt buddy's jizz in because he doesn't want to stain the seat of his leotards.
#6: I travel around. Find a Walgreens I hadn't been in before, hold up a 2-pack of toilet paper and ask the clerk: "Why is there no Best By date on this"? I demand an answer now or I'll report you to corporate.
#8: He really does look like Lennon. BTW, is that Yoko Ono hold holding a revolver behind his head?.
#9: Even when she tries to use the stream from her hand-held, high-volume sprayer to hose her monkey the water shuts off.
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#1: He thinks he's one of the Blues Brothers, but in his case it's spelled "Blews".
ReplyDelete#2: Hook up a 240V generator. One lead to the thing under he lower lip and the other to the nose ring. Then tell her the rebar with one end planted in the moist soil is a magical dildo.
#5: From his stance it appears he's trying to hold his butt buddy's jizz in because he doesn't want to stain the seat of his leotards.
#6: I travel around. Find a Walgreens I hadn't been in before, hold up a 2-pack of toilet paper and ask the clerk: "Why is there no Best By date on this"? I demand an answer now or I'll report you to corporate.
#8: He really does look like Lennon. BTW, is that Yoko Ono hold holding a revolver behind his head?.
#9: Even when she tries to use the stream from her hand-held, high-volume sprayer to hose her monkey the water shuts off.
#9 Barbra streisEND. 😂
ReplyDeleteA hood ornament like that should be chromed.
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Thanks for these love em
ReplyDelete#7 - nothing says "college dorm" quite like cinder block walls.
ReplyDeleteOr Barracks.
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Or Section 8 housing.
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