So this is definitely one of those “only in Peru” stories that sounds too bizarre to be real, but here we are. Peruvian authorities just made what might be the strangest arrest of the year when they discovered a former food delivery worker had been casually living with an ancient mummy for three decades – and treating it like his romantic partner.
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Just goes to show that even if you're dead, someone will still come along and fuck you in the ass.
ReplyDeleteJust goes to show you, no matter how ugly she is, or how old, some guy will do her.
DeleteExcept the mummy turned out to be male.
DeleteShould have known it was an ass bandit. Now I'm even happier I didn't click it.
DeleteYeah, I ain't even gonna click that link.
ReplyDeletewise move, snuffy. wise move. necrophilia ain't my thing either.
Delete"Only in Peru?" I don't think so.
ReplyDeleteHe has mummy issues
ReplyDeleteJD
boom badda bing
DeleteHe was recently heard singing from his jail cell:
ReplyDeleteYou ought to see what I did to my mummy
Pulled her organs out of her tummy
Put 'em in spice, whacked 'em in a jar
Painted her up with sticky tar
Wrapped her in linen from her head to her toes
Pulled her brains out of her nose
Me neither.
ReplyDeleteI don't fancy yours much . . .
ReplyDeleteSeems like I read this article months ago. Only then, it clear that the only reason anyone was concerned about him was he was taking the mummy places. That article stated this is a centuries old tradition in Peru, keeping a mummy in your home. It's an old spirit that helps guide and protect you and your family. They are passed down like a family heirlooms. Instead of a tradition of keeping a shrine to an ancestor in your home, they keep an actual ancestor. Or someone's ancestor, because no one really knows who the mummy was.
ReplyDeleteI didn't click More. Time for the comments. Mummy humpin stories aren't anything I'm wanting many details on.
ReplyDeleteI think Bill Clinton could tell you something about this lifestyle...
ReplyDeleteAlex Lund